United thread 2015/16

[aguero93:20]

Are you serious? I wouldn't let that fool get involved with the under tens. Master stroke my arse!!

Nah it's Dwight Yorke you wouldn't want involved with the under 10s, he'd never turn up to work.

 

[kaz7]

Manchester United's 18-year-old striker Marcus Rashford has signed a new deal which will keep him at Old Trafford until June 2020.

 

[Falcao]

Borthwick-Jackson too.

 

[BlueBlood81]

Rag gold... fuck the cunts

 

[manimanc]

Manchester United's 18-year-old striker Marcus Rashford has signed a new deal which will keep him at Old Trafford until June 2020.

And rightly so. An amazing player for his age, I just hope the eye gouger doesn't mess his career up by only starting him in fits and starts. Hope he goes to France and does the biz for us at the euros.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

i found myself sitting almost opposite the **** on a train last year.
i couldn't resist standing & going over to him with a really big smile on my face, a stupid and very prolonged smile.
i delayed speaking to him for far more than is deemed normal behaviour. but he kept on smiling back at me,
perhaps thinking i was a backwards scum fan, as no doubt he encounters quite a few.
i gently started moving my index finger towards his face whilst smiling even more stupidly,
until, finally, i slowly and calmly said "six one".
it looked like his head was about to explode with fury as it dawned on him.
have to say it quite made my day.

I like you.

 

[kaz7]

Rashford's new contract is thought to be worth £20,000 a week

 

[Vienna_70]

i found myself sitting almost opposite the **** on a train last year.
i couldn't resist standing & going over to him with a really big smile on my face, a stupid and very prolonged smile.
i delayed speaking to him for far more than is deemed normal behaviour. but he kept on smiling back at me,
perhaps thinking i was a backwards scum fan, as no doubt he encounters quite a few.
i gently started moving my index finger towards his face whilst smiling even more stupidly,
until, finally, i slowly and calmly said "six one".
it looked like his head was about to explode with fury as it dawned on him.
have to say it quite made my day.

Great stuff.

Off topic, but with that username, I'm wondering if you're a Scouser

;-)

 

[Deepest Blue]

And rightly so. An amazing player for his age

Let's see shall we? Still plenty to prove in my opinion.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Great stuff.

Off topic, but with that username, I'm wondering if you're a Scouser

;-)

how dare you! haha, certainly not.
although i do know a few sound scousers, i'm a local lad.

i adopted my username pre-bluemoon, on the muen site,
when everyone was panicking about uncle frank fucking things up.