United thread 2015/16

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Apologies for posting these clips from the Dark Side, but these poor unfortunates must have been taking a dump when they were handing out wit, brains and good looks....



The Hedgehog Gutter Brush made flesh!

Razor sharp!.

He makes Walter on BlueMoonRising TV look like George Clooney, with the wit of Eric Morecambe and the analysis Albert Einstein.

It's like he's decided to just invent a different manager to describe. He'll know he's not bigger than the club, he'll just humbly go along without kicking up a fuss, they'll play attacking football and he'll be there longer than 3 years. I'm not sure you could do a worse job of describing Maureen than that, that's the complete opposite of what he is
 
They will be a real threat next season. They have some good young players. Key will be if they keep de gea.

Tbf people said that when they had Falcao, Di Maria, RVP & Rooney as their strike force.

Also last season when they bought schneiderlin and schweinsteiger.

Obviously Mourinho could make a difference but I think there's something deeper going wrong there.
 
Apologies for posting these clips from the Dark Side, but these poor unfortunates must have been taking a dump when they were handing out wit, brains and good looks....



The Hedgehog Gutter Brush made flesh!

Razor sharp!.

He makes Walter on BlueMoonRising TV look like George Clooney, with the wit of Eric Morecambe and the analysis Albert Einstein.


"We've no Champions' League. So what?"

Yeah, right!
 
It's like he's decided to just invent a different manager to describe. He'll know he's not bigger than the club, he'll just humbly go along without kicking up a fuss, they'll play attacking football and he'll be there longer than 3 years. I'm not sure you could do a worse job of describing Maureen than that, that's the complete opposite of what he is

Yep, Macari was coming out with the same bollocks on MUTV a few pages back.

In order for this panic attack to make sense it is necessary not only to rewrite the Utd myth but to create a completely mythical Mourinho.

And to a man the sheeple follow.
 
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i found myself sitting almost opposite the **** on a train last year.
i couldn't resist standing & going over to him with a really big smile on my face, a stupid and very prolonged smile.
i delayed speaking to him for far more than is deemed normal behaviour. but he kept on smiling back at me,
perhaps thinking i was a backwards scum fan, as no doubt he encounters quite a few.
i gently started moving my index finger towards his face whilst smiling even more stupidly,
until, finally, i slowly and calmly said "six one".
it looked like his head was about to explode with fury as it dawned on him.
have to say it quite made my day.
Quality!
 
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