United thread 2015/16

[super_city_si]

hahaha on bbc sport theres a section called "Mourinhos man utd XI - who would you pick" accompanied by pictures of Tranny, Higuain and stones. The selections choices have more players that dont play for the rags than those that do!! lol

 

[SWP's back]

The annoying thing about the eye gouger joing them is he's the sort of cnut that always tried to influence officials, and now his wishes will be granted tenfold. I'm afraid it's a match made in diarrhea for a shit club with shit fans and a shit-stabbing media, and will bring brief success.

I'll just carry on not watching them and wish you all the best.

12 months ago I'd have agreed with you mate.

But I honestly think he pissed off all the refs last year, most decisions had started going against him/them.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Another example of the 'United Way'....Tommy Doc pioneered that kind of in house shennanegins...

Did you know Tommy is a regular at city now,see him after each game .

 

[Vienna_70]

The only thing cnuts like him understand is normally written in crayon.

Hi Sam!

Not seen you for a while. How's it going?

 

[aguero93:20]

12 months ago I'd have agreed with you mate.

But I honestly think he pissed off all the refs last year, most decisions had started going against him/them.

I'd agree but he's got the Govan Piss Can backing him up now.

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

I'd agree but he's got the Govan Piss Can backing him up now.

That really is a toxic mix - two arrogant gobsh*tes together. Should be good when GPC feels he s being overshadowed.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Image rights issues,according to Sky.

Yep..moureen thinks the swamp looks like a swamp. And he's right.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

12 months ago I'd have agreed with you mate.

But I honestly think he pissed off all the refs last year, most decisions had started going against him/them.

Yes, but now he has Ferguson, Gill and Scudamore on his side. The refs will have to suck it up and do the "job" now he's there.

 

[manimanc]

Image rights? What's up can't they get the correct size dummy on the replica plates and glasses with his face on?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Mourinho is a beast of a manager, no doubt. The vermin should be happy to have him as like attracts like. Both are filth.

Mourinho will win them shit, but Guardiola ain't half steppin'
He'll shit on them...

well anything beats played 16 lost 9... ARF !

 

[aguero93:20]

Image rights? What's up can't they get the correct size dummy on the replica plates and glasses with his face on?

Come on now, you know how important tacky merchandise is to our inbred cousins. They'll want to have their 'special one' memorabilia ready to go.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Hi Sam!

Not seen you for a while. How's it going?

Hi Fella.. kept low for a bit.. but should be on more often..you keepin ok?

 

[Vienna_70]

I've just had a thought.

What if the rags end up like their 'bitter and traditional rivals', the red Scouse, and finish mid-table season after season?

Will they be sacking the manager every year, as they haven't achieved Champions League qualification?

Or will they just accept that they're crap?

 

[blue_sonic176]

Come on now, you know how important tacky merchandise is to our inbred cousins. They'll want to have their 'special one' memorabilia ready to go.

The list of possible Jose Mourinho brand products: https://www.ipo.gov.uk/tmcase/Results/4/EU004365755

Brace yourselves for the Jose Mourinho lingerie!

 

[Vienna_70]

Hi Fella.. kept low for a bit.. but should be on more often..you keepin ok?

Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.

Enjoying the shenanigans going on in Trafford.

 

[cleavers]

United might have to pay Chelsea to use his name on merchandise, that's funny, Chelsea registered the trademark for his name and signature in 2005, and still own it.

It won't delay a deal apparently..............except it is delaying a deal already.

 

[aguero93:20]

The list of possible Jose Mourinho brand products: https://www.ipo.gov.uk/tmcase/Results/4/EU004365755

Brace yourselves for the Jose Mourinho lingerie!

Can't wait to see the rags throwing Jose Mourinho brand collectible coins at our players as they take corners. They've missed a trick not getting snack noodles in there though Chelsea have, I reckon this is going ahead.

 

[Uwe Already]

Is just me or has the IPO website gone offline all of a sudden?

 

[CelesteItis]

Dunno if already posted
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[sir baconface]

Mourinho has them over a barrel,IMO.
He'll be sat there like a fucking King with more say than baconface ever had,and I see the head of baconface eventually exploding.
It's not gonna end well.

You're hard to please, spiderboy. That sounds a very satisfactory ending to me.