United thread 2015/16

[mrtwiceaseason]

http://www.turkish-football.com/manchester-united-agree-personal-terms-with-fenerbahce-winger/

Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Fenerbahce winger Luis Nani according to one of Turkey’s largest media outlets DHA.

The report states that United have held talks with Nani following a directive from the newly appointed manager Jose Mourinho.

Wacko Jacko back at the swamp?

Wonder how they will spin that out to the gullible masses maybe Rvp next ?

 

[mat]

Wonder how they will spin that out to the gullible masses maybe Rvp next ?

The rags will expect Ronaldo....

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

The rags will expect Ronaldo....

Yet strangely enough he's been very vocal about not going back there .
No way Jose !

 

[yeah whatever !!]

so originally 40 million then mentioned earlier 30 million on BBC and Sky now saying 25 million. Tomorrow it will be a free transfer :)-

" Dad, can I have 50p"
"40p son, what do you need 30p for?)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I only do what I'm told.

Give me 50 quid.

 

[City Raider]

I must admit that following PEG's arrival and the signings of Bailly and potentially Ibra, I'm beginning to get concerned about the amount of records he might break. Here are a few obvious ones:


Their first manager ever to select a squad without a youth team player

The first to eye gouge Sir Booby

The first to be taken to a tribunal by the whole physio department

The first to be sent off more time than the players

And whose resulting club fines will repay his salary

The first to need a separate parking space for his ego

Then find Ibra's ego is already parked there when he arrives at work every day

The first to open contract talks with Stagecoach, National Express and Bullocks about signing a new bus to park

The first to blame the tea lady for results after working through the players, the board, the physios, the fans, the ref, Pep, the media and John Terry

On the day he’s sacked, the first to plant a Chelsea flag in the centre circle

 

[Dirty Harry]

Wonder how they will spin that out to the gullible masses maybe Rvp next ?

"Portuguese ace finally set to return home" ?
Can you imagine their tiny little faces, contorting upon realising it's not tranny :-D

 

[KDBestplayerintheworld]

On the day he’s sacked, the first to plant a Chelsea flag in the centre circle

I particularly liked this one.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Just seen a brilliant description of zlatan on the caff.
Zlatan who was only 29 five years ago !!

 

[mat]

Official. They are the New Dippers.