United thread 2017/18

[paul140]

Have to laugh. As the ex rag ginger cnut said at half time Sevilla are a poor poor side and haven't got a goal in them.

He certainly got it spot on considering they had 2 goals in them .

To top it off as well just as I was leaving work a rag walked in wearing his full clobber and half and half scarf.

YCMIU comedy gold.

 

[DiscoSteve]

As I awake to the overnight football scores .... all I can think about is that Laughing Clown at Blackpool Pleasure Beach’s Fun House.

 

[Bill Walker]

Ragcafe is worth a nosey tonight.

Pogdonkey haha

 

[br88]

Nzonzi just said this in a post match interview and I do not jest...."we didn't know we would have all the ball the way we did cos we thought they were a big club"....this night just gets better and better.

 

[BlueAnorak]

And not forgetting Maureen getting rid of De Bruyne' when they were both at Chelsea because he didn't think he was good enough.

And Mohamed Salah

 

[moggymoz]

As I awake to the overnight football scores .... all I can think about is that Laughing Clown at Blackpool Pleasure Beach’s Fun House.

The original "Laughing Clown" (4:35 minutes into the video) :)

 

[bluethrunthru]

It works out at £600k a week once you factor in the signing on bonus they are paying him.

Let that sink in. £600k per week for a 29yr old who hasn’t been great for at least a year. Plus they gave away a £35m signing to get him. And paid millions to his agent.

It’s like Woodward has morphed into a modern day peter Swales.

And don’t we just love it

is there a blaze due at a warehouse then?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ragcafe is worth a nosey tonight.

Breakout 67 said this one their Pogba thread - try not to piss yourself too much on reading

Zidane at this stage in his career had just left Bordeaux for Juventus. In fact, I would say that Pogba at this current age is better than Zidane at the same age.

Zidane didn't really get going until his late twenties and had plenty of these performances when he was 24.

Someone already did an extensive comparison between the two and it was quite convincing. Zidane was a similar player to Pogba in that he needed other players to do fundamental things for him (ie Makelele and Figo). Zidane was doing all the aesthetic stuff on the ball, but when it came to supporting the team, other players did that.

 

[super_city_si]

Can you imagine the “flop” headlines pogba would be getting if he was playing like that for us? Sanchez too for that matter

 

[chaddblue]

Just remember this in seville
lol at their fans deludeness

Those 2 bellends had better stay clear of high balconies on April 7th