United thread 2017/18

[roj]

Think the rays frazzled my brain.

And before now.. ;)

 

[andyhinch]

And before now.. ;)

You think I can get away with charging £25 for MD's ;-)

 

[roj]

You think I can get away with charging £25 for MD's ;-)

OK £9, then stand outside and walk the pissheads been chucked out for £2 maybe. Money to be made.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I remember once in Piccadilly I was waiting for a tram after we lost to some shit team under Pellegrini and he was pretending to be a blue but had a shit eating grin on his face asking me if I was angry at pellers and wanted him to
Go.
I just replied “we can’t be replacing our managers every time we have a bad result, otherwise we’ll end up like United” - he had a face like a slapped arse an went to find someone else to talk to.

Not sure what his end game was to be honest

 

[PCX]

How can the bellend known as Howson call the league shit when the fourth placed team is in Cl final. CL must be shit too

 

[cheekybids]

How can the bellend known as Howson call the league shit when the fourth placed team is in Cl final. CL must be shit too

And the World Cup, with City having 17 players at this years tournament it’s proof that it’s a shit competition.

 

[Vienna_70]

Buying everybody these boys lol

Douglas Costa 90m
Alex Sandro 55m
Fred 55m
Savic 90m
Alderwield prob 50m
Willian 50m

Savić?

As in Stefan?

For £90 million?

 

[IrelandSuperman]

Savić?

As in Stefan?

For £90 million?

He's been quality tbh, not sure if £90M worth tho...

 

[manimanc]

If you ask me this howson geezer isn't a full shilling, he just can't be with the stuff he comes out with, it's impossible!
I'd even say he's a bit downsy too, he's got that look about him but to be honest that's being unfair on people with downs syndrome as they don't act like pricks and don't talk like complete and utter wankers.
He must have a carer surely?

 

[BlueAnorak]

Savić?
As in Stefan?
For £90 million?

Stefan is now one if the best dedenders in the world at Atletico. But no, not him, Sergej Milinković-Savić who plays for Lazio. €100m apparantly (£82.5m)