United thread 2017/18

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Oh they are hurting because the realisation of what Pep brings to a club is starting to shine....compared to the dour shite that they have brought in to their shambles of a club, that was a knee jerk appointment to try and stay in the top four

Well raggies this is what owners of a club, that plan, plan, plan some more, invest and build in the club brings

Maureen and your bus parking, hoof ball....I hope you enjoy it because when he leaves your club it will be in a bigger mess. When Pep eventually leaves us he will have left behind a philosophy of how City will play forever
 
Hear! Hear!
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first time I've seen that, as bad as his Swansea dive. Just reprehensible. The reffing in the CL is somehow worse than the PL, Gill has his fingerprints all over both ours and their run.
 
BlueMoonz1977 said:
Oh they are hurting because the realisation of what Pep brings to a club is starting to shine....compared to the dour shite that they have brought in to their shambles of a club, that was a knee jerk appointment to try and stay in the top four

Well raggies this is what owners of a club, that plan, plan, plan some more, invest and build in the club brings

Maureen and your bus parking, hoof ball....I hope you enjoy it because when he leaves your club it will be in a bigger mess. When Pep eventually leaves us he will have left behind a philosophy of how City will play forever
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This is one of the most heart-warming side effects of the Pep revolution.
At a time when the swamptrash needed to take a pragmatic decision about their future and what they really needed post pisscan, they were left giving the job to the man possibly least suited to the job, purely to try and keep up with us on and off the pitch.
If there were a god I’d believe he/she/it was a City fan!
 
theres no way those fuckers would have got out of our group, 6 points courtesy of two own goals against a shite benfica team tells you all you need to know!
 
lazerblue said:
theres no way those fuckers would have got out of our group, 6 points courtesy of two own goals against a shite benfica team tells you all you need to know!
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Agreed. To be honest, they'd have ruined the group. What we have are 4 great footballing teams and it's been pleasure to watch.

They'd not only have failed to qualify, they would have made any fixture they were involved an outrageous eye sore.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
A £90 million striker only taking penalties when there is zero pressure - for fuck sake !!!!

Everything connected to this odious club is so embarrassing and twatish.
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It was Lukaku's penalty miss that helped Pep's Bayern to win UEFA Super Cup against Mou's Chelsea
 
You'll like this one.
My old schoolmate gang, (normally 8-10), meet up on the first Wednesday each month for a few beers, game of cards and 'chew the cud', we've been doing this for 25 years. Bonus, Napoli v City on the box tonight.
I have it well known, that if United's first team were kicking the ball about on the front street, I'd be drawing the curtains. However, truth is, that as a footie lover, I maintain a keen eye on the sluchy gits, and the mental weakness of some of their opponent's.
So, we're all sat in our usual stall in the vault 7pm, pints in hand.
Four of them are United fans.
I say that I've seen recent results, and that they must be delighted with Jose.
Well, that lit the touchpaper. John stated,'I'm not going to sit here all night listening to this shit, we knew what we were getting when we signed him, and United fans should accept that this guy will give us victories and trophies'. Andy, 'Yeah, but you didn't have to sit through that crap last night, it's shite'. There was then a full blown argument between all four United fans for half an hour, as the rest of us maintained a grinning silence.
The two that were sticking up for José's style left before the kick off, the other two watched us and agreed, 'now that's a game of football'!
 
We have Pep playing some of the best football seen on these shores and they have that parasite already looking for a new host whilst parking the bus vs any team with a positive goal difference. Used to like him when he first rocked up in the premier league, but football has aged him like a pear and he's become a miserable gnarled cnut.
 
Had my mate who is a massive utd fan texting me all night on Tuesday and all day Wednesday, by massive fan I meant he has the utd duvet set, the latest top, never missed a game on tv, feel sorry for him as he can never get a ticket , big red i call him . So it's text after text after text all day, utd this and what score was utd and city shit and napoli will murder you and right up to napoli scoring last night he wastexting and poooof disappeared into thin air, vanished after we scored.
Tried texting him to check he wasn't swinging from anywhere but nothing.
Bitter bitter little man was last text to him.
Sums that cesspit of a club up.
 
manimanc said:
Had my mate who is a massive utd fan texting me all night on Tuesday and all day Wednesday, by massive fan I meant he has the utd duvet set, the latest top, never missed a game on tv, feel sorry for him as he can never get a ticket , big red i call him . So it's text after text after text all day, utd this and what score was utd and city shit and napoli will murder you and right up to napoli scoring last night he wastexting and poooof disappeared into thin air, vanished after we scored.
Tried texting him to check he wasn't swinging from anywhere but nothing.
Bitter bitter little man was last text to him.
Sums that cesspit of a club up.
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After that description I'm confused by the word "mate", I thought mates were decent blokes. ;-)
 
Jesus Cheekbone said:
here is one more, it sent me to tears :(

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As I said to someone on there the other week, I'd sooner be a real fan of a so-called plastic club than a plastic fan of a so-called real club. It wasn't aimed at anyone in particular but the point I was making was that most of the skriking you see online about City being a plastic club - and it isn't just confined to Red Cafe which in fairness has a lot of good posters - tends to come from plastic fans who couldn't find the stadium of their favourite club even with the aid of a fucking Sat Nav.
 
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