United thread 2017/18

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jimharri said:


The legend that is "the face".
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The cameras probably weren't able to pickup all of them but in those few seconds Jones manages to recreate the 'Top 10 faces of Phil Jones' as voted for by his many fans.
 
Swear he says "manyanited" at least 10 times every 5 seconds, the square chinned fuck.
 
Just had to pick myself up & change my pants after peeing myself laughing.

Maureen says some of his players were tired, but as 9 (Yes 9!!!!) of them had not pkayed mid-week, Jose wanted to blame the sunshine and warm weather, something his team had not experienced since pre-season in LA !
 
Too much writing off this rancid lot, they are very well organised and get ALL the breaks and will be there it there about a at the end of the season. We have better players and play more entertaining football but we can’t be complacent and count our chickens, hope those loathsome degenerates crash and burn but I can’t see it.
 
cookster said:
Scored ONE goal against a top 6 side Chelsea since Mar 2016, Arsenal was his 2nd appearance so he had the surprise affect and the goal against us...... Demichelis was finished.
Cold hard facts, 17 goals in 65 competitive appearances, so 4 against decent opposition.

Good player but that's it at the moment.
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The fact is that he is playing on the wing and he is getting about a 1 in 3 goals to game ratio. And regardless if it's Demichelis or not it was against us. Slate the kid all you want but he is the best young English player (u20) in the league.
 
Stoned Rose said:
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Brilliant mate. "Dry your fanny". The go to stock phrase of every A1 thicko out there still struggling to wrap their heads around a pretty straight forward idea.You might want to use those yourself though given you're the one seemingly still bothered by it five days on. Glad you've picked such a great cause to stand up for.
 
geoff clipp said:
Brilliant mate. "Dry your fanny". The go to stock phrase of every A1 thicko out there still struggling to wrap their heads around a pretty straight forward idea.You might want to use those yourself though given you're the one seemingly still bothered by it five days on. Glad you've picked such a great cause to stand up for.
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Three.
 
philiph20 said:
Too much writing off this rancid lot, they are very well organised and get ALL the breaks and will be there it there about a at the end of the season. We have better players and play more entertaining football but we can’t be complacent and count our chickens, hope those loathsome degenerates crash and burn but I can’t see it.
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Mate they haven't played anyone yet. Lets take a look at their upcoming fixtures

Wed. Sept. 27- CSKA-Away
Sat. Sept 30- Palace-Home
International Break
Sat. Oct. 14- Liverpool Away
Wed. Oct 18- Benfica Away
Sat. Oct 21-Huddersfield Away
Tues. Oct 24-Swansea Away (EFL)
Sat. Oct 28-Spurs Home
Tues. Oct 31- Benfica Home
Sun. Nov 5- Chelsea Away

They come back from International Break and have 4 away games then Spurs, Benfica, & Chelsea. If they win these away matches and get something out of the Pool, Spurs, & Chelsea matches, I'll be impressed. PEG already parked the bus against Soton and was lucky to win.

After the Chelsea match we'll see their true level. Right now they haven't done anything.
 
Twingatz said:
The fact is that he is playing on the wing and he is getting about a 1 in 3 goals to game ratio. And regardless if it's Demichelis or not it was against us. Slate the kid all you want but he is the best young English player (u20) in the league.
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I agree he's way better than Mbappe...cold hard facts speak for themselves...Mbappe has scored less Premier league goals than the Wythenshawe Pele.

In all honesty mate Wythenshawe Pele is vastly overrated by the the rags and moreso by the media because he's a rag and he's English.
He wouldn't be anywhere near our 1st team...he's quick and occasionally scores goals but he isn't that good.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
It's not gone under my radar they drew at Stoke probably the best team they've played so far, Chelsea did a 'city' on them.

Unless the officials give them games they're a distant at best come May.
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Could argue we drew with Everton at home and they beat them 4-0. They will be close to us.
 
Marcus Rashford lauded to the heavens 2 PREM GOALS a goal every 200 minutes played.

Romelu Lukaku 6 PREM GOALS the 2nd coming, a goal scored every 90 minutes played.

Raheem Sterling, ridiculed by the media and the sheep that believe every word they utter 5 PREM GOALS, a goal every 59 minutes played.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Yeah but we battered Everton with 10 men in their cup final.
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Maybe but we only got one point. Let's judge the rags when they have played a few more but this time next week it is highly likely they will be two points at least ahead of us.
 
r.soleofsalford said:
Marcus Rashford lauded to the heavens 2 PREM GOALS a goal every 200 minutes played.

Romelu Lukaku 6 PREM GOALS the 2nd coming, a goal scored every 90 minutes played.

Raheem Sterling, ridiculed by the media and the sheep that believe every word they utter 5 PREM GOALS, a goal every 59 minutes played.
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Shhhhh some 'blues' on here reckon he's the dogs bolloks
 
sorry but saying they haven't played anyone of note never happens because most roll over liverpool spurs arsenal it's a honour to be beat by united
 
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