United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

Given the number of people who STILL fall for Beijing Red, it never surprises me any more when people think these things are genuine.

Beijing Red is real.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Just heard about some wag on radio, on hearing about Phil Jones' 6 injections to play in the England game,
'How many of them were Botox?'

The six injections wasnt the problem, he overdosed on the ugly pills again.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Lower expectations at the swamp my friend.

See what you did there :)

 

[MP71]

'Ragchav?'

Chag

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Chag

#Chag.
Very good ;-)

 

[manchester blue]

I've not seen any but the guardian are running an article that mentions they have included a youth player in every squad since 1937.

Just for balance of course!

Not true. They try to pass John O'Shea off as a youth player but they bought him at 17 and he never played for their youth team.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The six injections wasnt the problem, he overdosed on the ugly pills again.

the six injections were so painful they contorted his face in a manner that an onlooker could not believe

 

[Impeccable One]

Sea what you mean.

Not many of them, just a drop in the ocean.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Aww!

You have to feel for them, don't you?

No!
Get this individual sectioned.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Check this out from her blog ...

“However not all change is or the good. Sometimes it can be negative. For example, Man City, which is a team that just buys success, they don’t have any fans (for the stats geeks out there, there average attendance is lower than MUFC, Arsenal, England, etc). They also play grey-blood football”. That’s a modern trend. Teams like Man City, who play “grey-blood football”, never used to exist. Unfortunately these sorts of clubs are damaging the financial stability of EPL. Clubs with actual fans and a history are more stable. If the owners of Man City pulled out the club would fold. If MUFC or Chelsea lost there owners, the clubs histories would protect them. If teams like MCFC are allowed to proliferate, we could see the end of football in this country. The amount of money that MUFC, Chelsea and the rest of EPL contribute to the economy of the UK is incredible. over £50 Billion by some estimates.

It also damages the England team.

I believe FIFA, FA and EPL must work together to strategically weaken MCFC and all, other “grey-blood football” teams. This must be done covertly, with secret informants inserted at the club. Money from MCFC will be taken from club sources and redistributed to the rest of EPL. Players will also secretly be transferred to other clubs, such as MUFC or Chelsea. The press cannot be informed and fans of all clubs will be kept in the dark as this is a classified mission. The FA must use its links to groups such as MI5 and MI6 to plant people at Man City and keep British football on top of the world. If anyone gets in the way they can be neutralised by MI5 and MI6, as well as special “FIFA courts” which will be set up by the FA. These will be given full judicial sentencing powers by parliament. The value of football and EPL to our economy is immeasurable, higher than £50 Billion by some estimates. With Man City compromised as a threat we will see a new era of British dominance in football.”

What on earth did I just read lol

 

[chedinho]

What on earth did I just read lol

A blue on the wind up, I'd guess.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

A blue on the wind up, I'd guess.

Probably

 

[Vienna_70]

Someone that supports TWO clubs calling City fans plastic!? Unbelievable Jethro.

Proper Job!

 

[Vienna_70]

Man Utd AND Chelsea??? How the fuck does that work then?

So who does he/she/it support when the rags and the chavs play each other?

 

[Vienna_70]

the six injections were so painful they contorted his face in a manner that an onlooker could believe

Edited for accuracy.

;-)

 

[Sir peace frog]

obviously a wind up crazy susan or whatever the name is, well I bloody hope so :)

 

[cookster]

Man Utd AND Chelsea??? How the fuck does that work then?

How many blues have been caught so far by this parody account lol

 

[Southern]

Not selected for England, and "surprised" - me too, given likes of Livermore, Cork and Joe Gomez in the squad. Reassuring to know he has confidence in himself

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42071986

Manchester United's Chris Smalling was "surprised" by the reason England boss Gareth Southgate gave for leaving him out of his last squad - but says he has not given up hope of a recall.

Southgate suggested an inability to play out from the back had cost central defender Smalling his place.

But the 27-year-old, capped 31 times, believes he has plenty to offer.

"I play for one of the biggest clubs and most successful managers in Jose [Mourinho]," he said.

"You don't play for one of the biggest clubs in the world for as long as I have and won most trophies bar the Champions League without being able to do everything that a top defender can do, be it playing or defending.

"Was I surprised? Yes."

 

[Bilboblue]

Proper Job!

Decent beer that.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Not selected for England, and "surprised" - me too, given likes of Livermore, Cork and Joe Gomez in the squad. Reassuring to know he has confidence in himself

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42071986

Manchester United's Chris Smalling was "surprised" by the reason England boss Gareth Southgate gave for leaving him out of his last squad - but says he has not given up hope of a recall.

Southgate suggested an inability to play out from the back had cost central defender Smalling his place.

But the 27-year-old, capped 31 times, believes he has plenty to offer.

"I play for one of the biggest clubs and most successful managers in Jose [Mourinho]," he said.

"You don't play for one of the biggest clubs in the world for as long as I have and won most trophies bar the Champions League without being able to do everything that a top defender can do, be it playing or defending.

"Was I surprised? Yes."

His sense of entitlement is beyond belief. What a c**t!