United thread 2018/19

[swpswp]

They really are a bunch of soft twats aren't they.
FFS we went 35 years without winning fuck all and yo yoed up and down the league's and still didn't whinge like these C.unts and it's only been a few years for them.
I wonder how many of the sad bastards wiii keep turning up if they don't turn thing around in the next couple of years ( hopefully decades)?
Bunch of self entitled pricks deserve to suffer after all the shite they gave us when we were crap.
Rub it in lads n lasses ...make the twats squirm

Yeah, but 'they're Man Un!t%d'. Thus, they 'deserve' better.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Not sure if he's Shaw's GreggsG buddy or he's juiced up to feck?

Got to be the latter,surely..?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Not sure if he's Shaw's GreggsG buddy or he's juiced up to feck?

Slimming world wants to use these in a forthcoming 'Before' and 'After' ad campaign.
''After a few weeks on our structured diet, you'll no longer need to order your shorts from McAlpines''

 

[joenorth]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

Trying to avoid being seen with the other United players.

 

[JASR]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

Praying for PEG


Thoughts and p(r)ayers #saveourPEG

 

[aguero93:20]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

Helping Lukaku support his own weight.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

He was there for Phil the Face to topple over but he's that shit he couldn't even manage that.

 

[Impeccable One]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

Duh ! Jose explained in the post match presser ... “not enough mad dogs” .... he was on all fours pretending to be a mad dog ... he stopped short of cocking his leg up and peeing !

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Not read all the posts on here, and not heard any pundits mention it, but what was the rag defender doing knelt behind the wall on Southampton's second goal?.

Praying .