United thread 2018/19

[blueish swede]

The rags had their end of season bash last night at which Greggs' poster boy Fatty Shaw was awarded the player of the season trophy.

I thought he got "the platter of the season". We ususally share one between four of us when we go there.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Can’t see why anyone would pay north of £50m for a player that can’t even shine in this united side

They'll get more than that for him but nowhere near the 150m plus the dickhead fans want.
What with wages and the knowledge that United will be very anxious to get rid of him Real will be able to sit back and wait for United to blink first and accept a bid that gets them their money back.

 

[Vienna_70]

Mid table player at best, instantly will become world class.

And an international.

 

[malg]

Christ on a bike, Phelan will probably be on his 2nd job after United when that contract expires.

Haha.....i thought I was the only one that used that. Love it. I get weird looks in work using that.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Pie eater of the year

Sponsored by Greggs

 

[Vienna_70]

That's exactly how I see it. If Real do get him it will be for a far more realistic fee than the rags are quoting. But we won't know anymore because the vermin will keep the true costs to themselves and probably get Madrid to sign a confidentiality clause. There is -in my view- absolutely no chance of them recouping what they spent to get him to the swamp. Not a chance.

But he won't go to Real anyway, the Pisshead tyrant said years ago the rags wouldn't sell Real Madrid a virus!

And then, shortly thereafter, sold fake to Réal Madrid.

 

[Barcon]

Haha.....i thought I was the only one that used that. Love it. I get weird looks in work using that.

That's because you're a vicar.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Haha.....i thought I was the only one that used that. Love it. I get weird looks in work using that.

Christ on a pogo stick or penny farthing doesn’t really cut it.

 

[oman0115]

Ole quoted on BBC football that a title challenge next season would be "a miraculous season" haha what's happened to them? Could anyone have predicted their fall from grace so rapidly!!??

 

[SebastianBlue]

Haha.....i thought I was the only one that used that. Love it. I get weird looks in work using that.

Christ on a pogo stick or penny farthing doesn’t really cut it.

I use these in messages all the time.