United thread 2018/19

[bondsman]

So let me get this straight.

Show pony captain

Paper boy Manager

Wio Director of football

Phelan morale officer

I think all my birthdays have come at once.

You forgot the snakeskin kit

 

[bluethrunthru]

I seem to see a lot less rag shirts being sported on my travels these days. I wonder why that is?

Toilet paper is more expensive?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Toilet paper is more expensive?

No it's cheaper, better quality as well.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Was told last night the atmosphere within the squad is absolutely toxic. At least 3-4 players are openly questioning Ole's management and tactics(wasn't told names) and a couple others with their agents are pushing for pay raises for parity with other players which the board are refusing

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Personally I believe we all should just forgive and forget.

Nice try but too direct ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I see even Zayn Malik has a place in their team these days.

What is a Zayn Malik?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Up the muppets, sorry puppets arse.

Yeeeeaaaaa !!!!

 

[Gazza]

 

[laserblue]

 

[hello]

I think you were right first time!

Wouldn't he be correct on both counts? Surely a Muppet with a GPC's hand rammed up its arse to operate aforementioned muppet would still be a Muppet whilst also satisfying the criteria to meet being a puppet as well?