United thread 2018/19

[pfazz]

We didn't want him .com

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Oh dear, another one slipped through the net. Does anyone want to play for them any more?

 

[manimanc]

Why Manchester United 'rejected chance to re-sign Cristiano Ronaldo'

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...ldo-14892451#ICID=Android_MENNewsApp_AppShare

 

[The Preacher]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

Ah, but what they don’t know is that the team intend to change their name in honour of their generous hosts to the Wild Bores Football Club.

 

[Zubrman]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

I think those lucky Thai kids and their coach might have been put off had we offered free tickets to our Tunnel Club.

 

[vmsuhail]

Bale must be staying at Madrid then, surely they cannot afford both him and Ronaldo to leave in the same window.

 

[schfc6]

I bet the narrowest bits of the cave had more legroom than the swamp.

Lol, I went to the Rolling Stones, you literally can't sit in the seats.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Less than a month to go before the transfer window shuts, they are hardly pulling up trees and strengthening to put a challenge up against us. The world cup will throw a few spanners in works with players on their sunbeds, rags finishing 5th this year then?

 

[mat]

Bitter rag comedian. Not sure if he's proud or embarrassed by his clubs PR stunt.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I wonder who else they will decide they don't want this summer? I anticipate a big list. Surely they will challenge the dippers for Shaqiri? He is surely that missing link to finally release Pogba.........................