United thread 2018/19

[pfazz]

We didn't want him .com

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Oh dear, another one slipped through the net. Does anyone want to play for them any more?

 

[manimanc]

Why Manchester United 'rejected chance to re-sign Cristiano Ronaldo'

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...ldo-14892451#ICID=Android_MENNewsApp_AppShare

 

[The Preacher]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

Ah, but what they don’t know is that the team intend to change their name in honour of their generous hosts to the Wild Bores Football Club.

 

[Zubrman]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

I think those lucky Thai kids and their coach might have been put off had we offered free tickets to our Tunnel Club.

 

[vmsuhail]

Bale must be staying at Madrid then, surely they cannot afford both him and Ronaldo to leave in the same window.

 

[schfc6]

I bet the narrowest bits of the cave had more legroom than the swamp.

Lol, I went to the Rolling Stones, you literally can't sit in the seats.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Less than a month to go before the transfer window shuts, they are hardly pulling up trees and strengthening to put a challenge up against us. The world cup will throw a few spanners in works with players on their sunbeds, rags finishing 5th this year then?

 

[mat]

Bitter rag comedian. Not sure if he's proud or embarrassed by his clubs PR stunt.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I wonder who else they will decide they don't want this summer? I anticipate a big list. Surely they will challenge the dippers for Shaqiri? He is surely that missing link to finally release Pogba.........................

 

[citytilllidie]

With France odds on and likely to pick ip the World Cup on Sunday, Anthony Martial must be delighted with Jose not picking him for United and costing him his squad place and winner's medal.
This despite Jose stating he wanted to pick players who were trying to get in WC squads, not playing the likes of Bailly, who's country hadn't qualified.

 

[waspish]

Rashford be sold he will end up at a mid table team and eventual disappear a brain dead player with pace

 

[dickie davies]

Rashford be sold he will end up at a mid table team and eventual disappear a brain dead player with pace

Theo Walcott/Aaron Lennon

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Rashford be sold he will end up at a mid table team and eventual disappear a brain dead player with pace

He has lots of skill but no football intelligence. He has also suffered because of poor coaching under United's current regime. None of their team seems to be improving.

 

[Vienna_70]

They've just invited those Thai boys who have been rescued to old toilet.

££££££££$$$€€€€€

Haven’t the poor fuckers been through enough misery?

 

[wagonman]

Haven’t the poor fuckers been through enough misery?

 

[Deepest Blue]

Time to buy incontinence pants fellas.

Bale's on his way to United (again).

 

[mat]

Time to buy incontinence pants fellas.

Bale's on his way to United (again).

Time to bait the rags in the pub again...

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I wonder who else they will decide they don't want this summer? I anticipate a big list. Surely they will challenge the dippers for Shaqiri? He is surely that missing link to finally release Pogba.........................

Think you are right on that bit.

 

[solley attwell]

Rather than give them Thai lads free tickets wouldn't it have been better to send down a crack team of experienced divers earlier led by Ashley young