United thread 2019/20

[Hamann Pineapple]

Football Manager need to take the piss here and force everyone to sell Cherno Samba to cover their legal bills.

 

[Courtneyneild]

Probably signed dross like bebe, Anderson, kleberson from using the data base and trying to recoup their money now they’ve made a loss.

Haven’t played this game for probably 15 years but kept me occupied when should have been doing homework

 

[Pam]

What is it with these arseholes, popped over onto the caf to see if there is anything about the financial situation and they really have turned into the History boys. It's like they need constant validation that they are better than everyone else when really they are just needy fuckers.

4 Threads
Which team was better Rags 08 or Dippers now. (Had one about us for the last 2 years)
Who was better defensively Carrick of Busquets
Cantona 23 years later.
Rank Rag keepers over the years.

And fuck me you can't look anywhere without reading how GPC was a God like figure.

Fuckwits much?

 

[Vienna_70]

What is it with these arseholes, popped over onto the caf to see if there is anything about the financial situation and they really have turned into the History boys. It's like they need constant validation that they are better than everyone else when really they are just needy fuckers.

4 Threads
Which team was better Rags 08 or Dippers now. (Had one about us for the last 2 years)
Who was better defensively Carrick of Busquets
Cantona 23 years later.
Rank Rag keepers over the years.

And fuck me you can't look anywhere without reading how GPC was a God like figure.

It’s called istree; you should know that by now.

Just like Littlewoods, they have a desperate need to seek comfort in past glories because they have had relatively little to bask in recently.

Two cheeks of the same arse!

 

[Bill the Blue]

Regarding the hotel that's being built, a late shout out for the staffing rotas..

The Edwards family in charge of sourcing locally farmed meat products from Darwin,...

Australia..!

Sea-freighting it back to the UK, deck cargo on a 56 day transit time..

Leaving it a further 2 weeks in a lock up garage somewhere in Trafford, before distributing it, first to local schools, then what's left into the kitchen at the new build hotel..

Obviously, Kevin Glazier in charge of finances..

The Welsh Diver in charge of the pool..

Fernando will be in charge of lifting the mood around the place and giving everyone the feel good factor..

This involves strutting around, doing next to fcuk all but giving off the illusion that your ace at your job..!

Unfortunately this is only a short term position that starts out with everyone being overcome with a huge sense of elation which is then quickly followed by a huge depression..

This position has been held previously by some top, top, top personalities including, The Dabber, Jiz in your eye, MACHEDA!!!!, Tia Maria, The Piano Player, Big Nose, Memphis Meat Pie, Sweinsteiger, Ralph Milne and a list of 100's more..!

 

[bakerdave76]

Clayton Blackmore Suite - If they offer it you can't say no.

Mickey Thomas Casino

Luke Shaw dining room

Ryan Giggs Family suite

Wayne rug head , over 70's ladies bingo night .

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

So far this financial year they've spent nearly £225m more cash than they brought in up to 31st March. For comparison it was just over £50m at the same point in 2019. They'll be eating beans on toast by the end of next month. And counting out the beans to make them last.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Saudi Prince will buy them with not a single mention of Human rights and in the same week FFP will be scrapped to coincide with them breaking world transfer records.

They have zero worries about going bust mate.

As soon as it happens I await the collective media condemnation and outrage led by one Miguel Delaney.

Shan't be holding my breath mind.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ha, that's a great read thanks for the link.

So, Manchester United are complaining that Football manager doesn't use the official United logo, and that using one of 14 randomly generated badges in game is harmful to their brand. Basically trying to bully the game devs into buying the rights to use the actual logos, it seems to me. Whereas I think every other league club doesn't have an issue with it, or at least hasn't said so.

Forgetting of course that they've not had an issue with it in the past, let their players accept free copies of SI of the game for years, and even let their own scouts contact SI to access the Football Manager database. Oh, and of course that the game itself states that United don't endorse the logo used in game, every time the game starts up.

Football Manager is an immensely popular game, probably something Woodward has just realised and wants a slice of, maybe this could result in a bit of long overdue bad press for the Stretford Rats.

What's that term that used to get banded round here about them........?

Oh yeh, Small Time C#nts!!!

 

[dickie davies]

So far this financial year they've spent nearly £225m more cash than they brought in up to 31st March. For comparison it was just over £50m at the same point in 2019. They'll be eating beans on toast by the end of next month. And counting out the beans to make them last.

What's the share price doing?