United thread 2019/20

[domalino]

Not yet sadly, still in the Thursday night cup.

I genuinely forgot. Hope that doesn't come back to bite me...

 

[Boris Becker’s Backhand]

Little wanker Sancho, had him down as a wrong un from the day he started kicking up a fuss as a youth team player. I wish him nothing but the worst.

He’s a flavour of the month Aaron Lennon level player, decent but not special. Happy to see those desperate cvnts splurge an absurd 100m on him in a depressed market especially since we take a big commission.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

3 seasons in a row with no trophies.

The first time since 86-89

Nope, they won the 'since lockdown cup' and the 'since Fernandes came trophy'.

 

[domalino]

He’s a flavour of the month Aaron Lennon level player,

I know that it's United signing him, but this level of delusion is not healthy.

He's an exceptional player, he's going to United, it's not that big a deal, get over it without embarrassing yourself by claiming a kid who's scored more goals at 20 then Aaron Lennon managed in a 20 year career is the same level.

We didn't take him from Watford because he was shit, we didn't offer him more than any other teenager we've ever had because he's shit. He's not moving for £100m because he's shit.

If City and Pep had their way, Sancho would be a City player right now, so don't go through this nonsense of pretending every player United sign is shit. We really don't need to, we have more than enough world class players ourselves, and a much better coach.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Little wanker Sancho, had him down as a wrong un from the day he started kicking up a fuss as a youth team player. I wish him nothing but the worst.

He’s a flavour of the month Aaron Lennon level player, decent but not special. Happy to see those desperate cvnts splurge an absurd 100m on him in a depressed market especially since we take a big commission.

" No value in the market "

Spoiler: You can say that again !

 

[Boris Becker’s Backhand]

I know that it's United signing him, but this level of delusion is not healthy.

He's an exceptional player, he's going to United, it's not that big a deal, get over it without embarrassing yourself by claiming a kid who's scored more goals at 20 then Aaron Lennon managed in a 20 year career is the same level.

We didn't take him from Watford because he was shit, we didn't offer him more than any other teenager we've ever had because he's shit. He's not moving for £100m because he's shit.

If City and Pep had their way, Sancho would be a City player right now, so don't go through this nonsense of pretending every player United sign is shit. We really don't need to.

We wouldn’t have decided that we could afford to let him go if he was exceptional. Price tag is an indicator of the buyer’s desperation rather than his ability - Maguire was 80m - is he almost as exceptional ?

 

[domalino]

We wouldn’t have decided that we could afford to let him go if he was exceptional. Price tag is an indicator of the buyer’s desperation rather than his ability - Maguire was 80m - is he almost as exceptional ?

We didn't "decide we could afford to let him go". We offered him 30k/week - far more than we've ever offered any teenager - and he went and signed for Dortmund on €20k/week + guaranteed game time.

So there goes that genius explanation. City did absolutely everything they could to keep him.

 

[mat]

Guaranteed more Engerland caps than our Phil now.

 

[Boris Becker’s Backhand]

We didn't "decide we could afford to let him go". We offered him 30k/week - far more than we've ever offered any teenager - and he went and signed for Dortmund on €20k/week + guaranteed game time.

So there goes that genius explanation. City did absolutely everything they could to keep him.

Yes we did. We decided not to meet his demands nor give him the assurances he sought ergo we let him go. You slow on the uptake ?

 

[domalino]

Yes we did. We decided not to meet his demands nor give him the assurances he sought ergo we let him go. You slow on the uptake ?

You repeating a lie about how Sancho left the club doesn't make it true, you do know that?

We gave him everything he asked, more money than he'd get anywhere else, reassurances from Pep that he'd get game time, personal conversations between the two, and in the end he didn't believe it (probably due to the fact we were very publicly trying to sign Sanchez that summer) and went somewhere else.

He's a great player, stop pretending he's wank and we never wanted him anyway. It's the kind of stupid shit United fans would say.

There's no need to be so stupid about this. You can't keep everyone. We've got a player almost as highly rated in Spain as Sancho is in England with the money we get from our sell on. Everyone will end up happy.