United thread 2019/20

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Surely the rags fans have a record they can crow about .........................

22 (yes 22) penalties in a season - not even Livarpool could beat that
They must be close to some sort of world record..
Fabulous. Its so great.mighty manufactured utd need ridiculous penalties awards,at an alarming rate to progress in both Domestic and European Football.who needs a manager,?thats so yesterday...just install a Gill ..to control all future outcomes.
Manchester-America utd .are bankrupt basically......
Who do they turn to now....
What a mess.
Wheres fred?
 
They got 66 points, it’s progress remember guys. They got 66 points the season before, part of that season was when they downed tools up until December in the 18-19 season as they wanted Mourinho out.

So they achieved the same amount of points under a boss they supposedly wanted to play for and it was a happy camp. This was at same time spending £20 million more on a centre half that they wouldn’t buy for Mourinho.

They are fast becoming a laughing stock, how much money have they spent compared to us and have so little to show for it? Pogba doesn’t want to be there, he soon suddenly realised he couldn’t go faking injury as covid arrived and no club had the money to pay his and United’s fantasy valuation of him.

They haven’t got the squad to compete over 38 games, once you get past the starting line up you are back to the dross of Lingaard, James, Jones, Shaw, Mata and Igloo what ever his name is. If this is success for United, Chelsea did it on a lot less and won a trophy. If Mourinho gets Spurs back in shape and Arteta keeps doing his work at Arsenal they will be looking over their shoulders again not tapping on ours.

All the while their finances take a tanking £100 million a season match day revenues not coming in if it stays like this. The glazers will keep draining money out of the club, do you really think they have the money or will to bridge the gap to where the top two is? Nah me neither.
 
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
 
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
That's him gone until they've won the league in late September.
 
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
Excellent! Although I don't suppose for one millisecond foul cow (or whatever he calls himself) will respond - he'll probably claim he didn't see it.
 
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
And....finally...what do utd fans think of brian riggs shagging his brothers wife for 7 years behind his back? When he got her pregnant he paid 7 grand to get rid of the baby,which is quite intresting ...as its 7 years since you won the title...which leads me onto 7 tears,by that wonderful pop band Goombay dance band,whose great lyrics can be applied to your fans after elimination from the Loser Cup..
"Here i stand slab-head in hand
Lonely like a rag -stranger on the floor
I cant stand this(trophyless ) feeling anymore
7 Tears have flown into the river,7 years have passed since we won the title.
 
And....finally...what do utd fans think of brian riggs shagging his brothers wife for 7 years behind his back? When he got her pregnant he paid 7 grand to get rid of the baby,which is quite intresting ...as its 7 years since you won the title...which leads me onto 7 tears,by that wonderful pop band Goombay dance band,whose great lyrics can be applied to your fans after elimination from the Loser Cup..
"Here i stand slab-head in hand
Lonely like a rag -stranger on the floor
I cant stand this(trophyless ) feeling anymore
7 Tears have flown into the river,7 years have passed since we won the title.

There were 7 goals in the 6-1 game.
 
And....finally...what do utd fans think of brian riggs shagging his brothers wife for 7 years behind his back? When he got her pregnant he paid 7 grand to get rid of the baby,which is quite intresting ...as its 7 years since you won the title...which leads me onto 7 tears,by that wonderful pop band Goombay dance band,whose great lyrics can be applied to your fans after elimination from the Loser Cup..
"Here i stand slab-head in hand
Lonely like a rag -stranger on the floor
I cant stand this(trophyless ) feeling anymore
7 Tears have flown into the river,7 years have passed since we won the title.
I thought of this hit track earlier today. Clearly a shoe-in for @BlueHammer85 number 1
 
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