United thread 2019/20

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by Ric, 8 Jun 2019.

  1. ws01

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    Here are my predictions.

    On top of that James kid (17 odd mill), they'll further sign:

    AWB - 50 mill
    Maguire 70-75 mill
    Longstaff 25 mill

    Total spend for the summer: ~165 million. Plenty for their debt consolidating owners to claim they've invested more than enough, but they'll barely have an effect on their performances.

    No one will be sold, with the only players leaving being off contract (Valencia and Herrera).

    Carlton (450k), Rashy Beans (300k) and JLingz (150k) will all be upgraded. They will all be racial abused on social media by their own fans after becoming full time 'influencers'. What ever the f*** that is.

    No DoF will be brought in, but a story will come out every couple of months or so detailing 'progress' on the matter.

    The failed ex-Cardiff City manager will be sacked by Christmas. Carrick will be given the job on a temp basis as there's 'no one else available', dead cat bounce, Mickey C is the new permanent manager.

    Ed WoodWood will be a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust, after yet another rogering in the market.

    Ragcafe will start its morph into Rawk.

    Ushited fans world wide, all 600 odd million, nay, billion, will collectively have their small minds explode.
     
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  2. Blue Hefner

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    I agree for the most part but I think Pogba will go
     
  3. Aytoun

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    Perhaps this is bleedin obvious but would appreciate help.

    What did rags pay for pogda was it 89 million to Juve ?

    Who paid the agent 41 million, rags or Juve ?
     
  4. Fred_Quimby

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    Nah mate, they are going to build their team around him. Aren’t they??
     
  5. Blue Til Death

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    Got no time for religion but if there is a heaven, this has to be it or as close as it gets :-)
     
  6. dadnlad

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    Nar you missed "Oh not interested in football anymore monies ruined it "
    kids seen in Barca and real Madrid shirts
     
  7. KentBlue

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    Why would the Average White Band want to join the vermin? To pick up the pieces?
     
  8. tony adcock

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    very good !
     
  9. goalmole

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    I'm hearing on the radio that he's saying he prefers Juve over Real as his move. This tells me the overrated clown has found his level and he's looking for his comfort zone.
    I wouldn't be surprised if his career went the way of Balotelli's from here on in.
     
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  10. Murph

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    The only plan these fuckers have, is a Baldrick style cunning plan, minus the cunning.

    And that's being harsh on Baldrick.
     
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