United thread 2019/20

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Blue Mist said:
I would like to thank all the lurking Rags and please, if you can pass this on to the other one billion of you I would again be grateful. I would like to thank you all for putting money in the pocket of our owner. It is true that when the Government announced a 'tax' on plastic bags his wealth fell from 44.65 billion to 44.64 billion because as you know plastic is a by product of oil but to be fair you rallied round and bought even more petrol/diesel, I suppose all those long drives from Suffolk and the south coast to the Swamp made your purchase necessary but it is the thought that counts. In a similar way, every time you announce a new noodle sponsor their sales go up, this means that more plastic is used for packaging and more diesel is burnt for shipping. To think, without your continued support our purchase of Rodri may not have happened.
Finally as you support our owner so well I will in turn support yours, I promise that if I am ever in some god forsaken shithole town in America I will visit one of his shopping malls.
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We also thank our Rag friends for the rib tickling mirth you have infected us with, since the Bullying Jock saw the writing on the wall.
 
SWPISHOME said:
Why do they say 'Young Daniel James'? Hes fucking 22 in November! They go on like hes 17/18 just starting off....
He's absolutely dreadful, Zero football ability in him. He's going to run out the turnstile some weekend.
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I must admit that I thought he was 17 or 18 the way the media refer to him.
 
SWPISHOME said:
Why do they say 'Young Daniel James'? Hes fucking 22 in November! They go on like hes 17/18 just starting off....
He's absolutely dreadful, Zero football ability in him. He's going to run out the turnstile some weekend.
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Blue Mist said:
I would like to thank all the lurking Rags and please, if you can pass this on to the other one billion of you I would again be grateful. I would like to thank you all for putting money in the pocket of our owner. It is true that when the Government announced a 'tax' on plastic bags his wealth fell from 44.65 billion to 44.64 billion because as you know plastic is a by product of oil but to be fair you rallied round and bought even more petrol/diesel, I suppose all those long drives from Suffolk and the south coast to the Swamp made your purchase necessary but it is the thought that counts. In a similar way, every time you announce a new noodle sponsor their sales go up, this means that more plastic is used for packaging and more diesel is burnt for shipping. To think, without your continued support our purchase of Rodri may not have happened.
Finally as you support our owner so well I will in turn support yours, I promise that if I am ever in some god forsaken shithole town in America I will visit one of his shopping malls.
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Don't go visiting those shopping malls mate, we need the Glazers siphoning as much away from the rags as possible to cover those losses.
 
I'm With Stupid said:
Who is on the cover of the latest Pro Evolution Soccer alongside Lionel Messi?

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You'd have thought they'd have learned from that time FIFA put it to a public vote and ended up with Jordan Henderson on the front.

ETA: this wasn't even a public vote, they actually chose him.
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Erm, who is that? Has Mads Mikelsen joined them?
 
dennishasdoneit said:
Have to admit ive not seen James play live at all.
Is he a good footballer ...or not...?
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I'd like to think I'm generally pretty clued up on the game, so it disappoints me to admit I literally hadn't a clue who this lad was. Honestly never heard of him.

As ever, it's been pushed like the lad is about 17 and straight out the famous academy. So I was even more surprised to learn that he is actually 22.

Given the state of where they are, and from what I've seen of him so far, he will likely get in the England squad in the next 12 months. And that'll not be merited, it's just how it works.

Then in the next 3 years he will be playing for Sunderland in league 2, probably under Steve Bruce.
 
I have to admit that united were decent at hunting down the ball. That should get them to a decent place in the league. That and a shit load of brown envelopes.
 
mat said:
Is it me or would the press go apeshit if we'd organised a closed doors friendly against one of our PL rivals during the season?

Rags played Sheffield United at Carrington.
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In that case, we'd only play Liverpool

Proy said:
I'd like to think I'm generally pretty clued up on the game, so it disappoints me to admit I literally hadn't a clue who this lad was. Honestly never heard of him.

As ever, it's been pushed like the lad is about 17 and straight out the famous academy. So I was even more surprised to learn that he is actually 22.

Given the state of where they are, and from what I've seen of him so far, he will likely get in the England squad in the next 12 months. And that'll not be merited, it's just how it works.

Then in the next 3 years he will be playing for Sunderland in league 2, probably under Steve Bruce.
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Actually I think everyone will be really surprised if he makes the England squad as he's a Welsh international

James' fame and move to the rags came about from one goal he scored in the FA cup. Apart from that he's done nothing
 
jimmygrimblesboots said:
Anyone know why Lingard keeps on popping up on all these adverts ? He has'nt mastered the game of football and yet he's on telly more than the cast of Coronation St.
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He’s in an advert with Antony Joshua another pretender who can’t back it up against the big boys. Selling cheap and nasty deodorant is their level.
 
Proy said:
I'd like to think I'm generally pretty clued up on the game, so it disappoints me to admit I literally hadn't a clue who this lad was. Honestly never heard of him.

As ever, it's been pushed like the lad is about 17 and straight out the famous academy. So I was even more surprised to learn that he is actually 22.

Given the state of where they are, and from what I've seen of him so far, he will likely get in the England squad in the next 12 months. And that'll not be merited, it's just how it works.

Then in the next 3 years he will be playing for Sunderland in league 2, probably under Steve Bruce.
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I think that James lad is Welsh - ...so the rags can wank themselves into oblivion comparing him to giggs.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
He’s in an advert with Antony Joshua another pretender who can’t back it up against the big boys. Selling cheap and nasty deodorant is their level.
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Now I'm not Joshua's biggest fan (far from it), but surely he could sell said deodorant without the help of the charlatan international footballer?

Not sure on the marketing strategy on this one.........
 
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