United thread 2020/21

[remember arthur mann]

Neil Ashton has been doing a cracking job as head of United’s Media and PR Department since he was head hunted by the Rags, and he left Sunday Supplement, and set up his own company.

Bruno Fernandes.

A quick check shows 11 of his 24 goals goals have come from the penalty spot, ‘not from midfield’.

Don’t let the lies and bullsh*t from United’s Media and PR
Depertment get in the way of the truth.



His new company is called Ashton Media Group, although Prolific North understands United are currently his sole client.

Ashton leaves The Sun to become PR adviser for Manchester United - Prolific North

Chief Football Reporter Neil Ashton has left The Sun to become a PR adviser for Manchester United.

www.prolificnorth.co.uk

Born by Sky.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Earlier there was a trailer on Channel 4 with clips from various past successful programmes. Amongst them was a clip showing a black bloke wearing a coat with a City badge on. I was wondering what it might be and the next clip showed well known Blue David Threlfall. Will someone be in trouble?

 

[Gray]

He is one ugly bugger.

 

[Protein Junkie]

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He is one ugly bugger.

I’m not sure if even his mother could love that face.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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He is one ugly bugger.

F'Off. He looks like me. Only handsomerer.

 

[laserblue]

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He is one ugly bugger.

Never seen in the same room together.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Never seen in the same room together.

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Yes but Bugs Bunny isn't a ****.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

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He is one ugly bugger.

He’s a mouth breather, doesn’t breath through his nose so his mouth is constantly open.

During his development years, being a mouth breather means that his tongue didn’t rest against his palate and his lower jaw pulled back to allow air in.
This results in a narrow palate, narrowed upper jaw and a short and weak lower jaw.
Hence his weirdly misshapen face.

 

[Kippax77]

Just looked on the MUEN site to see what myopic bullshit they were giving out after last night's display again the might of Granada.

Most was normal shit that accompanies their ratings, but what really struck me was the comments about the fucking over-hyped Fernandes -

" whined too much in the first half ...( nothing of note filler ) .........................and converted the penalty " ie the standard performance

Fucking hell, those comments are appropriate for every game the **** plays!

Their scouts must really go out of their way to regularly find players who posses the necessary personality traits of arrogance, self-importance, and self-obsession, but in
Ferndandez they have found absolute perfection. A complete ****.

Just Sir Harry Chin Kane to complete the ultimate ugly cheating cunts fantasy 11

 

[skiddypants]

He’s a mouth breather, doesn’t breath through his nose so his mouth is constantly open.

During his development years, being a mouth breather means that his tongue didn’t rest against his palate and his lower jaw pulled back to allow air in.
This results in a narrow palate, narrowed upper jaw and a short and weak lower jaw.
Hence his weirdly misshapen face.

You learn something new every day!
Do you know anything about large long thin nostrils?