United thread 2020/21

[Mike Cledford]

Is this the thread to laugh in?

Hahahahahaha

No!!!!!
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
Dont fuck things up Villa. This might be fergiscums favourite (Just a) Perfect Day.

Mine too.

Is this the thread to laugh in?

Hahahahahaha

 

[Fordyboy46]

Always have to bring up a City negative to counter any Utd negative. A proper rag you.

Well it certainly was a negative last week, so in that respect I'm correct, right?

 

[Fordyboy46]

You are the pits. You always have a sly dig at us. You cannot be a City fan for all your attempts at deception.

We deserved a fucking dig after the Leicester game, did we not?

 

[Eccles Blue]

What an absolute tampon.

That clip had me absolutely howling laughing! Poor, poor Patrice. I feel so sorry for him...(not) :-) :-) :-)

 

[Vienna_70]

Interview outside McDonald’s in 20 minutes apparently

Only because Gregg's is closed on Sundays!

 

[CC1]

We deserved a fucking dig after the Leicester game, did we not?

not quite sure who you’re referring to when you say “we”. On the whole, You certainly don’t sound like one of us

 

[Vienna_70]

Member of public: is this the RSPCA?
Operator: Yes
MOP: I want to report there is a cygnat that looks poorly on the Bridgewater Canal near to United's ground.
Operator: Thank you. I shall let one of our team know.
Operator: Can someone get down to the canal by Old Trafford football ground? There is a sick swan down there....

It’s only the third time that there’s been such an occurrence, I believe.

And both the other occasions, it was the same perpetrator!

 

[oldhamblue]

It is impossible to see how Pogba survives at United. His display today was incredibly bad. Should have been sent off for two reckless challenges, gave away an absurd penalty, and then laughed. He is literally taking the piss out of the club and its fans.
For all our current weaknesses I don't believe for one minute that City players are not committed to the cause. We have suffered some tactical disasters recently but I have not seen lack of effort. For example Mendy has been terrible since his injuries but he always puts a shift in. The Rags were just strolling around today.

I agree but he's been taking the piss since he got there

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

What an absolute tampon.

I think I’ve just located the world’s smallest Violin. I’m playing it as loudly as I can. Can’t hear it over the laughing though.

 

[bluethrunthru]

PMSL