United thread 2020/21

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Don't suppose I'll be seeing many rag hats, scarfs, coats, shirts or face coverings today, or maybe just the one, with his spotty face, food in his beard, gravy and bean juice stains down his vest, trying to show he's not some glory hunting out of town plastic.
 
Don't suppose I'll be seeing many rag hats, scarfs, coats, shirts or face coverings today, or maybe just the one, with his spotty face, food in his beard, gravy and bean juice stains down his vest, trying to show he's not some glory hunting out of town plastic.
The only scarves and shirts you'll see now is the Delia Smith ones, "Green and Gold until we're sold, Or until we start winning again".

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Well they are playing a team who will give them space to run into at the weekend let’s see how they do against Arsenal
Interesting to see if Arteta reverts back to a 5-3-2 this weekend, The 4-2-3-1 has worked well for them the last few weeks. Thomas Partey back fit will be a huge plus for them too. Then again I'm looking for any signs of encouragement ahead of the weekend when basically I just want Arsenal the smash them.
 
This result was well on the cards for them as anyone without red tinted specs probably saw coming. Anyone who holds back and keeps shape can cause them an issue as they don't have it in them to really break that down. Rashford, Martial and Greenwood are a serious weakness for them. Greenwood may kick on but not to sure myself, the other two have been like this since forever, that is, ineffective and anonymous.

They have no bench, Van Der Beek i thought would be a big boost for them but so far has been no better than what they already have. Pogba is more often than not ineffective and their back line seems to panic to often. They have been living in a false position recently with today exemplifying most of these weaknesses why.

Rashford and Martial are not starters for anyone with title aspirations or even close, neither would look out of place at West Brom. Martial because he is lazy and wastful and Rashford who is lazy and shit. They are not proative players who make runs and force play, drag their team out of any ruts or anything like that. On the counter both expect the ball to feet whilst rarely, very rarely making runs. When your front line is almost static it is hardly going to spur you on to get that ball to them.

They are incapable of properly dictating games, leaving it largely to the hope other teams mess up. They are as far away from doing that now as they have been the last 8 or so years.

If Fernandez had someone like Jesus in front of him they would cause trouble for teams struggling imo, enough to give utd fans some genuine jump out your seat goals per season. Fernandez is only an "ok" player but his energy would buzz of Jesus movement and energy. He has nothing like that currently besides Cavani who has never been the most nimble even when he was i lively kid. He still however puts Rashford and Martial to shame for movement and effort.

Oh yeah, Arse and Chelsea going to absolute shite helped them look better in the table to.

Long post, i'll shut up now.
Very fair and accurate summary I’d say matey.
 
Thing is because of the domination under Fergie any little glimmer of them at the top gets the fans and media thinking they are back and oh of course they going to challenge and win the league? It was the same with scousers we had it for 30 years till eventually with billions spent all the planets aligned! It will happen the scum to! Eventually when you spend 100 of millions the planets do align!
 
Dont know if it's been mentioned but on the sky website it has two articles, was martials goal wrongly disallowed, and was de gea fouled for sheff utds goal, utterly pathetic.
To be fair, I think that the disallowed goal was harsh. But fuck them, they've had more than their fair share of dodgy decisions this season. It's the only reason they're even in the top 6, never mind second.
 
Same with Pogba, has a couple of decent games, manages to hit the back of the net, then suddenly we are seeing the 'Real' Pogba according to the media. Oh, hang on a minute....
Another over hyped, ambling poser with shit stats, how long has he been there now?
 
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