United Thread - 2021/22

[Tuearts right boot]

"Winners" of what?

Because it’s certainly not football matches.

Catchphrase....." say what you see "

 

[deegee33]

On Manchester United Twitter there aren’t any problems at the club. Every day, every Tweet, is a happy and positive Tweet. Imagine working in that media department and knowing you have to lie and bullsh*t every day to try and convince United fans all over the World that United is really a happy club.

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Not Manchester United.

Which one is the Ole fellow they speak of?

 

[Brooklands Blue]

If you ask me why I’d say they had a taste of honey under Baconface but with him still hanging about in the background any subsequent manager is on a hiding to nothing. We have to hope he keeps alive and attending matches for a long time to come. The end.

I hope that the inside of his arsehole starts to itch and that he lives forever with the ailment.

 

[Mr Fraser]

"Winners" of what?

Because it’s certainly not football matches.

Is it for providing the best post match food for footballers?

 

[Vienna_70]

Watching Enie Aluko on Driving Force (ITV), and she said that when she was growing up, her rôle model was Bryan Briggs.

It made me wonder if she went around beating up women.

 

[Bluekiwi]

I think they’re about to turn the corner …

To oblivion

 

[Bluekiwi]

Freddie Mercury is stalling on his contract as he thinks he should be on Ronaldo and De Gea wages. They are doomed as a club.

And Rod Stewart refused to sign because they said he was past it.

 

[chesterbells]

And Rod Stewart refused to sign because they said he was past it.

No, it’s because they didn’t think he was sexy.

 

[mat]

No, it’s because they didn’t think he was sexy.

First cut is the deepest.

 

[Bluekiwi]

First cut is the deepest.

Could have been he was singing "Its Over" at the time?