United Thread - 2021/22

[jimharri]

WTF

Indeed.

 

[laserblue]

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Unbelievable. Could you see City fans posing with the PL trophy, with red ribbons on it?

"And here's what you would have won. If City weren't light years ahead of you and you weren't completely shite".

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

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When they find out who their best "presser" is,ask them to give me a bell,I got some trousers that need doing.ee
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The best presser in the club is the lady who does the laundry in the kit room.
While l am on, l was driving along and l heard Jimmy Waggs voice at its sycophantic best. I checked l was on Radio 4 as he praised somebody profusely and it was no surprise that it was the GPC. Just as l reached for the off button l heard him say he has always been working class. I just love these multi millionaires especially those with knighthoods who mix and live next to wealthy middle class professionals, living the good middle class life and making out they're still in the Gorbals or wherever. Hypocrites.
I don't know when this hour of arse kissing is on Radio 4 but it makes a change to have a rag related documentary on the radio instead of TV.

 

[Vienna_70]

It sounds hideous. He can’t publicly speak and his jokes are shite. It’ll just be frustrated rags there reminiscing.

The only interesting part will be his answer to why he eats his daughter‘s toenails.

Somebody should ask him why he tried to dismember Zaba at Wembley in 2011.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Somebody should ask him why he tried to dismember Zaba at Wembley in 2011.

Not his fault. He was so good at football that not being able to tackle and maim opponents was allowed.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Unbelievable. Could you see City fans posing with the PL trophy, with red ribbons on it?

Not a fucking chance.

Mrs Vienna and I certainly wouldn’t, anyway.

 

[KentBlue]

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Unbelievable. Could you see City fans posing with the PL trophy, with red ribbons on it?

The odd thing is that it doesn't surprise anyone. If you're looking for crass, lowbrow, tasteless exploitation these and the dippers are the clubs you'd look to.

Absolutely breathtaking.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Roll up, roll up, get your tickets early to guarantee disappointment.

Paul Scholes ‘live show’ set for the Apollo

The United icon will take part in 'an audience with' event, taking in his whole career

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Taking in his whole career?

Does that mean that he’s going to sit on his cornedbeef arse with his legs akimbo and his little cheesy whatsit poking out of the leg of his shorts again?

If so then anyone weird enough to want to see it will need to take x50 binoculars rather than mere opera glasses

 

[mat]

Roll up, roll up, get your tickets early to guarantee disappointment.

Paul Scholes ‘live show’ set for the Apollo

The United icon will take part in 'an audience with' event, taking in his whole career

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

"Hello Paul,

Big fan. You were one of the greatest English midfielders I have had the pleasure to watch. I know you get asked this question a lot, but I need an answer.

What was the most emotional moment in your career. Be it in football as a player or a media pundit?

Winning the treble or banging your own daughter...?"

 

[Vienna_70]

"Hello Paul,

Big fan. You were one of the greatest English midfielders I have had the pleasure to watch. I know you get asked this question a lot, but I need an answer.

What was the most emotional moment in your career. Be it in football as a player or a media pundit?

Winning the treble or banging your own daughter...?"

The only times I have seen pig ginger get emotional was were during his "punditry" on BT, having to comment on how shit the rags have become, relative to when he was assaulting opponents throughout the land.