United Thread - 2021/22

[Impeccable One]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Take her, tell her she is old enough to decide who she wants to support.

The night before you go, piss in a ziplock bag and put it in her coat pocket.

As you’re entering the ground, open the bag slightly and warn her Old Trafford does have a bad smell.

By half time you’ll be back home :O

 

[mat]

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Young guns having some fun.

Death by appointing Ollie

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Lovely bit of business that @mat ...........

 

[dickie davies]

Just watching Fever Pitch the Rise of the PL - Its been fucking so blatant for so long you forget you just accept it as the norm - rags vs Rovers 95 - at the swamp the Rovers equaliser disallowed for an invisible push by Shearer

Did he out jump Ince?

 

[cookster]

They are trying to secure the next generation of fans, perhaps we could do similar.

You need to get out of that cave once in a while. We've been doing it for years.
My daughter is a teacher in Tameside, City regularly visit the school and put on coaching sessions and provide free tickets for matches

 

[cookster]

https://ir.manutd.com/~/media/Files/M/Manutd-IR/Governance%20Document/4q-2021-mu-plc-earnings-release.pdf

@Prestwich_Blue any surprises?

 

[jimharri]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

If she insists on going, tell her that it's entirely her choice, and that you won't try to influence her in any way. Not forgetting, of course, to tell her that she'll be grounded for a month if she does go. No friends, no pc games (too young for a phone, I'm guessing).

#toughlove

 

[jrb]

Anyone noticed that United's £420mill debt has barely been mentioned in the media?

Yet, Ed Woodhead has had a free platform to tell the whole World how good United's finances are taking the COVID pandemic into consideration.

PB. Any clues how Cayman Island FC (tax haven) have shaved £55mill off their net debt?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

You should do what a mate of mine ( a very big City fan and well known to a lot on here but I won't say his name ) did years ago.


He had 2 tickets for the FA Cup final that utd were playing ( can't remember who the other team were ) that he had acquired through his work.


In his local pub in Ashton on the Friday night before the game he started to auction them off to the highest bidder and all the rags were eager to pay.


After they had all offered silly money he just set fire to them in an ashtray and started laughing saying “ fuck you all, that's 2 empty seats in your end “