KentBlue
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Who's Jamie Paradise? Sounds like a character from a Peter Kay sketch.
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MillionMilesAway
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Who's Jamie Paradise? Sounds like a character from a Peter Kay sketch.
The 'novellist' name of Guardian hack Jamie Jackson.
I saw an excerpt once online - it was almost unreadably awful.
In fact, it can be found here: https://unbound.com/books/night-time-cool/
(click on "about the book" and "excerpt")
He mistakes use of three word sentences for creation of tension.
Absolutely embarrassed and ashamed that I thought these cunts might challenge this season. Must have been having a mid-life crisis!
They're only 3 points behind us...
If they bin Ole promptly I wouldn't rule out a "challenge" as long as that means hanging around the top 2/3 until the last part of the season.
Onholiday(somemightsay)
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@MillionMilesAway has provided a better point on reference than I would have - Jamie Jackson / Paradise, shite at reporting fact, shite at writing fiction...............Who's Jamie Paradise? Sounds like a character from a Peter Kay sketch.
northendenton
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Green & yellow,,,only comedy gold when they play.What we going for this w/end then, pitch invasion by the green & gold brigade after the scousers take a 3-0 lead after 30mins.
BerkshireBlue
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They're only 3 points behind us...
If they bin Ole promptly I wouldn't rule out a "challenge" as long as that means hanging around the top 2/3 until the last part of the season.
They've only played bottom half teams until last weekend. I expect to be 10 points clear over the next 5 games
inchy14
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Slight editThey've only played bottom half teams until last weekend. I hope to be 10 points clear over the next 5 games
remember arthur mann
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Good on you, I like it.- MUrdoch media have to toe the party line.
- nope, it just occurred to me. Who?
It's the type of comment the Trentsider Goldbridge would think up.
If the FA had punished the club with a sanction first time round, then the media wouldn't be shit stirring for another protest now.Potential protest at Imd Trafford is embarrassing and ridiculous. Only 6 weeks ago Neville said it was like Hollywood with the Ronaldo signing and the positive start to the season.
The FA did fuck all and will be shitting it now for another unruly happening at the Swamp thus bringing the eyes of the world onto the murky side of the English Premier League
feedmpenzaandhewillscore
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Potential protest at Imd Trafford is embarrassing and ridiculous. Only 6 weeks ago Neville said it was like Hollywood with the Ronaldo signing and the positive start to the season.
It’s a bit more Hollywood Towering inferno, or Independence Day when the mother ship obliterates down town Los Angeles.
bluebanana83
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Or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
KentBlue
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It's been like Tinsel Town since the inception of that vile club. Football is secondary to them, the razzmatazz and the trumpet fanfare, the glitter and the dazzling spotlight is all that matters. Do just enough each season to keep the money rolling in: top four, the odd cup run etc, but most of all maintain a high media presence - CR37, Pogbad, St Rashford and the rest: keep them in the tabloids and on Sky and BT and the money will always be there.Potential protest at Imd Trafford is embarrassing and ridiculous. Only 6 weeks ago Neville said it was like Hollywood with the Ronaldo signing and the positive start to the season.
If City/Chelsea or anyone make a marquee signing in the transfer window, the rags get their contacts within the media to publish headlines about Rashford doing all he can to feed the children of the world, get them to lobby Parliament in an attempt to award him a knighthood. If we thrash another Prem club 12-0 or whatever, the next morning's papers will be about FakeRon's latest diet tips for his fellow rags.
We are a threat to the rags not just because of the football or the way the club is being run, but because we might steal column inches from them in tomorrow's Mirror, or Sun or Star etc.
blue b4 the moon
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FC Ron arriving.....going well, waiting for the shaking head one anytime now.whats the nodding idiot grinning about??
Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Do we know what they will be protesting about yet?Another protest ?????? And you wonder why these daft twats are comedy gold
Still none the wiser............
Tommy_Catons_Perm
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About it not being the 1990s when they could win the Premier league most seasons because no other clubs could afford to compete.Do we know what they will be protesting about yet?
Still none the wiser............
Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Ah yes.About it not being the 1990s when they could win the Premier league most seasons because no other clubs could afford to compete.
Bit wordy but that would look good on a banner.......... ;-)
Churchlawtonblue
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Its just not fair they have dropped out of the top four?Do we know what they will be protesting about yet?
Still none the wiser............
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