United Thread - 2021/22

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

1hr before the NYSE opens on Monday = goodbye Ole.

They’ll do it as they’ll have 2 weeks to sort out a replacement over the international break. though it’s getting a bit crowded - them, Newcastle, Norwich , maybe Villa soon. A sellers market. BFS FTW

I think you could be right, sadly.

 

[Blootoof]

Bravo sir
Simple…..but so effective.
This will be sang to my 50yr old rag uncle and my 7yr old rag niece

 

[Blootoof]

 

[the blue panther]

A brilliant summary of the rags' history and deserving of so much more than just a‘like'.

Impressive I gues, but, don't you agree, it could have just been edited down to the one word: 'scum?'

 

[N1985]

This lot played better with Dan Fucking James.

I got absolutely torn apart by a couple of Rag twats when I said he was better than Sancho.

They're both not great but he pisses on Jadon from a great height. Pep could coach James into a fucking brilliant player.

 

[Franny 1234]

FARKE AT THE WHEEL

 

[Blootoof]

I got absolutely torn apart by a couple of Rag twats when I said he was better than Sancho.

They're both not great but he pisses on Jadon from a great height. Pep could coach James into a fucking brilliant player.

Way too limited. He'll live his life with a bright Lambo. Shit at football. I reckon I could put the ball between his legs and punch him.

Our bedroom smells like a skunk factory. not sure what that had to do with anythin ?

 

[The perfect fumble]

No wonder they're so shit on the pitch....



F**k me! A 'fan sentiment graph' !!!

 

[Stoned Rose]

The imbecile at 2:37 encapsulates their collective ridiculousness.

 

[roman totale]

I’ve just learnt that apparently Sancho was playing in the second half.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ha ha, is that his missus, a call girl or something?

Nicky Butt.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just learnt that apparently Sancho was playing in the second half.

He was on the pitch..

Whether he was playing is a matter of opinion.

 

[birch villa]

I’ve just learnt that apparently Sancho was playing in the second half.

Nah

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I got absolutely torn apart by a couple of Rag twats when I said he was better than Sancho.

They're both not great but he pisses on Jadon from a great height. Pep could coach James into a fucking brilliant player for our women's team.

Edited for accuracy; )

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Good effort. I think my favourite songs are 'your'e fucking shit' and 'city reject' :-)

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The derby game's coverage on the telly must have been a landmark occasion.
I always have a fun bet (no money involved) with a friend as to what minute of the game will the camera pan round to show the pisscan.

Unless I blinked he wasn't highlighted at all - that has to be a first.....
Maybe after the showing of his sorry mug when 5-0 down to Liverpool, followed by Kenny Dogliesh laughing his pants off, the rags sent a memo out instructing the cameras to lay off him

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

The derby game's coverage on the telly must have been a landmark occasion.
I always have a fun bet (no money involved) with a friend as to what minute of the game will the camera pan round to show the pisscan.

Unless I blinked he wasn't highlighted at all - that has to be a first.....
Maybe after the showing of his sorry mug when 5-0 down to Liverpool, followed by Kenny Dogliesh laughing his pants off, the rags sent a memo out instructing the cameras to lay off him

He probably didn't leave the bar after half-time anyway.

 

[East Level 2]

I’ve just learnt that apparently Sancho was playing in the second half.

I think you'll find nobody in a red shirt was playing in the second half.
I saw him come out for the half, and heard some mumbling on the piss poor tannoy, but he just disappeared after that. Thanks for making sure we got a decent wedge from the sell-on clause Jadon but your career just dived off a cliff.