United Thread - 2021/22

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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"PHWOOOOAAARR", eh girls?

Has he had lip fillers since we last saw him........?

 

[Jasonrobards83]

There’s United’s next manager. Can’t hold a lead against little City. Manages a team of cheating fanny wipes. Lives in London.

Perfect.

What? He lives in London? (perhaps kids go school there or something) but why not do a Mourinho - live in a Hotel in France and bob home as and when?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Steve Bruce……laughing my b*llocks off here.
Make it so.

from Valverde to Bruce as interim - sadly Bruce would take the role but clearly we would want Rachel Riley and Usain Bolt to turn them down first

 

[manchester blue]

What? He lives in London? (perhaps kids go school there or something) but why not do a Mourinho - live in a Hotel in France and bob home as and when?

Family live in London. Just a bit of artistic licence to add to the reasons he fits in :)

 

[NickGw2]

Just for us FOCs to understand mate. ;)

I keep seeing this “FOC” and cant figure it out. I’m just going to go with Fecking Old C*nt

 

[Franny 1234]

I can’t wait until Pochettino goes there. A guy who’s biggest achievement is finishing second in a one team league and coming joint first with Brendan Rodgers as the most over-hyped, under-achieving manager in world football.

A match made in heaven.

Fingers crossed he ends up at the swamp. PSG are going backwards under his leadership CTID

 

[domalino]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

from Valverde to Bruce as interim - sadly Bruce would take the role but clearly we would want Rachel Riley and Usain Bolt to turn them down first

Bruce might ask them to defer as he’ll likely be at the Ashes down under until February ;-)

 

[blueste41]

Poch passed the first the first test of showing he has the credentials to be their next manager-he lost to Pep! Way to go Poch ;)

 

[KentBlue]

Poch past the first the first test of showing he has the credentials to be their next manager-he lost to Pep! Way to go Poch ;)

Yeah, but don't forget in the Prem he'd have the support of pigmol.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Bruce might ask them to defer as he’ll likely be at the Ashes down under until February ;-)

Go get some sun at the SCG or tell Fred what he has to do in training everyday. I know which one I’d pick.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I thought I'd treat myself to our match report in the DT this morning. It's Mrs Ewing's paper so I give the front a cursory glance and normally it's straight in the paper recycling. But today, after last night's performance, I thought i'd make an exception. The front page of the sports section has a piccy of the City game in the top half and an article in the bottom half about some Rag bullshine. Anyway, the report. Burt manages to get to the third paragraph but the temptation is too great and the gratuitous mention of The Swamp Dwellers is inserted into para 3! By the six or seventh paragraph he has Raheem leaving for new pastures! WTF. Had it transpired that the game last night had been Mansh U 2-1 PSG I ask which paragraph would City have had a wholly unrelated-to-the-game mention? And which Ragamuffin would be earmarked for an exit to greener pastures?

 

[manchester blue]

I keep seeing this “FOC” and cant figure it out. I’m just going to go with Fecking Old C*nt

In one!

 

[Silvercloud]

I keep seeing this “FOC” and cant figure it out. I’m just going to go with Fecking Old C*nt

Don't wanna be that guy but I find the use of that word really offensive. It doesn't belong on this forum.


It's FUCK not FECK

Don't use that shit raggy word again.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Don't wanna be that guy but I find the use of that word really offensive. It doesn't belong on this forum.


It's FUCK not FECK

Don't use that shit raggy word again.

Correct it is ‘fuck’; as in ‘who the fuck are man united?’.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Correct it is ‘fuck’; as in ‘who the fuck are man united?’.

And as per the response given by his holiness the pope when they once visited him, before he got to this

 

[Blue Mist]

Consider the lily.

Just to make it clear that I have nothing against birds but you are much more important than them.

 

[Blue Mist]

I thought I'd treat myself to our match report in the DT this morning. It's Mrs Ewing's paper so I give the front a cursory glance and normally it's straight in the paper recycling. But today, after last night's performance, I thought i'd make an exception. The front page of the sports section has a piccy of the City game in the top half and an article in the bottom half about some Rag bullshine. Anyway, the report. Burt manages to get to the third paragraph but the temptation is too great and the gratuitous mention of The Swamp Dwellers is inserted into para 3! By the six or seventh paragraph he has Raheem leaving for new pastures! WTF. Had it transpired that the game last night had been Mansh U 2-1 PSG I ask which paragraph would City have had a wholly unrelated-to-the-game mention? And which Ragamuffin would be earmarked for an exit to greener pastures?

I get the online version free courtesy of my mam getting the printed one. It was pitiful coverage. Poch going to Rags Sterling to break rug heads scoring record..... but not with City. Oh and someone scored a winner I think for City

 

[remember arthur mann]

I keep seeing this “FOC” and cant figure it out. I’m just going to go with Fecking Old C*nt

 

[Xhavenjoe]

You can now buy a Marcus Radishford in Aldi. I kid you not