United Thread - 2021/22

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Lol MOTD.

Wonderful finsh by Sancho, Mctomminay immense etc etc

They were gushing over the Rag's performance. Clearly been told to change the narrative.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Has Ian wright been given a large envelope from the rag media department they played pretty well,they were awful rode their luck and bar the breakaway goal can’t remember them even having another shot on Chelsea’s goal ..

They go almost entirely off the result. They got a draw at Chelsea therefore they must have played pretty well. Stands to reason.

If Rudiger puts that chance away in the last minute it would have been, United got what they deserved, poor performance, no attacking intent, same old same old.

The level of analysis from "expert" pundits is woeful 95% of the time.

 

[goalmole]

Has Ian wright been given a large envelope from the rag media department they played pretty well,they were awful rode their luck and bar the breakaway goal can’t remember them even having another shot on Chelsea’s goal ..

They were all over the place. They looked like a bunch of kids chasing a ball round a playground.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Hasselbaink loving it

I can’t be the only one that thinks Sky are playing on Keane being a ****. There was a bit just before when Keane was hammering Carrick and the rest of Ole’s backroom staff, it just looked like a stand up comedian who had forgot his lines.

 

[Dicko69]

They were all over the place. They looked like a bunch of kids chasing a ball round a playground.

So they have improved then

 

[dobingsdobber]

Blimey.
Carrick has the balls to drop Ronaldo.

Ronaldo; Right you,what's yer name again?
Carrick? ok. Now listen.It's fuckin'freezin' out there,so I'm not playing the whole game,right?
Just bring me on when I tell you to and I'll score however many we need to win,then as soon as the final
whistle goes I won't be hanging around,I'll be straight off and in the shower.

Carrick; ok you're the boss Ron.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Keane’s rant about jobs for the boys is 100% spot on, and it all comes down to the fact that Fergie is still at the club calling the shots.

what exactly would Darren fletcher know about being a sporting director?

 

[Vienna_70]

Keane’s rant about jobs for the boys is 100% spot on, and it all comes down to the fact that Fergie is still at the club calling the shots.

what exactly would Darren fletcher know about being a sporting director?

As he’s a rag, he will know the square root of fuck all about being sporting!

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Keane’s rant about jobs for the boys is 100% spot on, and it all comes down to the fact that Fergie is still at the club calling the shots.

what exactly would Darren fletcher know about being a sporting director?

Or Ole and Carrick about being managers....Luckily old mad Pisscan is on hand to tell them....
He's the noisy neighbour in the office next door to them......

 

[wolviedinho]

Keane’s rant about jobs for the boys is 100% spot on, and it all comes down to the fact that Fergie is still at the club calling the shots.

what exactly would Darren fletcher know about being a sporting director?

Hold on a minute. Fletch is doing a very good job. Why do we have to constantly put the rag management down? They are all doing a great job and I wish them nothing but continued success.

Trailblazers and innovative technical thinkers to a man.

Shit happens but we as a blue fan base must hold our hands up to the rag system and admit that our fuzzy thinking is to blame not the United way. All hail the red army ;)

 

[bernard o'silver]

They go almost entirely off the result. They got a draw at Chelsea therefore they must have played pretty well. Stands to reason.

If Rudiger puts that chance away in the last minute it would have been, United got what they deserved, poor performance, no attacking intent, same old same old.

The level of analysis from "expert" pundits is woeful 95% of the time.

…Luke Shaw is Ted Bovis.

Baby BABEEE!!!

 

[ysmsa]

Sancho what a ****,

I'm not arsed he left us, says more about him than us. But patting the badge in front of the fans after being gifted a goal when you've hardly done fuck all for the team is beyond embarrassing.

As for the Rag fans in that away section ffs, if they even know where Manchester is I'd be fuckin amazed.

 

[Barcon]

What is Phil the face doing these day? my wife asked me today if he was still playing and I had no idea. Tbh, she thought mctominay was him.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sancho what a ****,

I'm not arsed he left us, says more about him than us. But patting the badge in front of the fans after being gifted a goal when you've hardly done fuck all for the team is beyond embarrassing.

As for the Rag fans in that away section ffs, if they even know where Manchester is I'd be fuckin amazed.

At least they didn’t have far to travel home.

 

[Vienna_70]

What is Phil the face doing these day? my wife asked me today if he was still playing and I had no idea. Tbh, she thought mctominay was him.

He’s still on the rags' books, but he’s been injured, apparently.

 

[Barcon]

He’s still on the rags' books, but he’s been injured, apparently.

When mctominay was rolling around on the floor he was the spitting image. That’s why she asked. I think he’s been given an even uglier makeover and slipped back in.

 

[BigJoe#1]

All I can say is "god help us when Ragnick comes in because United are back".... imagine if he wins his first two games in charge, we will never hear the end of it!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

You see, you’ve just bought into their bullshit. We know they are wank, but the bottom line is they finished second last year and signed Varane, Ronaldo and Sancho. So they have fuck all excuse to be so shit. Believe me there wasn’t a rag in the land that didn’t think they were a threat for the league after the first few games, I had to listen to endless shit from my rag supporting mates.

I can see where you are going wrong with your choice of friends ;-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Imagine being stuck between those two cunts. He's probably covered in spit off the dipper & dog jizz off the other one.