United Thread - 2021/22

[Bonzo Nododo]

Possibility of Phil Jones starting according to my mate. Maguire out, Lindelof and Bailly are both doubts too

Would love it!

I am hoping to see Magliar and Jones play together before l vote for the Football Face of the Year.

 

[JASR]

Possibility of Phil Jones starting according to my mate. Maguire out, Lindelof and Bailly are both doubts too

Would love it!

Maguire out? That’s the defence improved straight away. Not good for wolves

 

[mexico1970]

This is what the rags call "Organic" prostituting themselves out for every business willing to pay them to beg for cash.

 

[mcfc_ms]

I am hoping to see Magliar and Jones play together before l vote for the Football Face of the Year.

I’d pay good money to see those two play together

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

I'll have a crack ...

Organic money is from the Cayman Islands or money launderers.

A turnover is what Mo Salah does in the penalty area.

And the easy one - the rags and the scousers are "proper" football teams, all other teams are not. FFS mate, you have to know your 'istree.

Thanks but l knew all that. Learning the ragfan language is more difficult than the Afghan language so please bear with me.
Not feeling too well at the moment. I was delighted to get the silver sixpence in the Christmas pudding but Gordon has put me off a bit with his explanation of organic money.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

I’d pay good money to see those two play together

Funniest Christmas show since Morecambe and Wise.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

They have these in Stanley Park

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Mind yer car Mister is quite lucrative it seems.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I’d pay good money to see those two play together

Just watch Laurel and Hardy instead. Same outcome.

 

[dadnlad]

Yeah they still an anti football team hope they win 0-1 with the most anti footballer ever tonight.

no anti football tonight they'll be wide open

 

[Vienna_70]

You have to understand, it appears the person is from or connected too Cornwall. That and the lack of public transport has a lot to do with it.

And so am I.

Not funny.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Yeah they still an anti football team hope they win 0-1 with the most anti footballer ever tonight.

As long as wolves win I can have even more text fun.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Slabhead out today. Massive loss for Wolves that!

 

[Grassland Blue]

The vegetables l eat are organic but l've never seen an organic £2 coin or any organic money of any sort. Can anyone help? I am still wondering what a turnover is in football and what a 'proper' football team is.

The only organic money I can think of is the chocolate coins you hang on Christmas trees. Maybe thats what they mean...

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Slabhead out today. Massive loss for Wolves that!

You'd think so but......step forward Phil The Face.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

The only organic money I can think of is the chocolate coins you hang on Christmas trees. Maybe thats what they mean...

Could be, could be. Could l have your expertise on another rag related matter. How to pronounce the name Rangnick the man who taught football to the world
People of the Poseur Persuasion such as BBC presenters and that prick Mark Goldridge call him Rarnyick as if he is French.
Others like myself call him Rang Nick at times but mainly Rag Nick with regards heavily emphasised.
Can you or any German speakers help me in my pedantic ways?
Rag **** is not acceptable. I already have a yellow card for shouting 'dirty fucker' at that Brentford player who fouled Fernie.
This long Christmas is wearing on me as is rather obvious.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This is what the rags call "Organic" prostituting themselves out for every business willing to pay them to beg for cash.

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Official noodle partners got stiffed!

Trying to launch a product partnership and Fletcher, Zidane, one of the Rafael twins and JFE turn up for the photoshoot...............

 

[bladdered]

Is that to help prevent the spead of Covid or just to stop him gurning?

 

[rowarta]

that's the answer, Phil Jones. who knows what the question was?

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Where’s the famous Phil the face picture???

 

[BongoBlue]

that's the answer, Phil Jones. who knows what the question was?

"Who's the useless sack of shite who looks like Stan Laurel?"
Always happy to help...:)