United Thread - 2021/22

[kaz7]

Wreck it has over achieved , worse than agent moyes even lol

 

[threespires]

Like "Branded"?
Sword broken in half and epaulettes ripped off?

One for the FOCs, not strictly relevant to thread but still better than listening to Alice witter on.

 

[remember arthur mann]

The tweets I'm seeing are hilarious. These so called 'fans' talking about giving up season tickets and stopping following them.

They're still top half of the PL!! Imagine what would happen if they somehow got relegated? It needs to happen to show once and for all what a bunch of self-entitled cretins they really are.

Mercenaries, always have been.

 

[Paladin]

Lovely my arse, somebody gag her please.

She's like my wife. Complains about something for ten minutes, going over the same tedious points over and over again. And then over again.

 

[Stoned Rose]

The lovely Alice in full on Thunderbird puppet arm waving mode and rarely drawing breath!

She definitely wouldn’t let you bum her.

 

[Viking blue]

Absolutely this. ^^^^
playing on Thursday nights above the Arctic circle, in barely developed corners of emerging nations, or somewhere near Europe’s border with Asia, would be just what they deserve
Home attendances of 25k

25,000 crazy weaponed up ultras.

 

[threespires]

She definitely wouldn’t let you bum her.

When poor old Alice decided she wanted to become internet famous I'm not sure notoriety on this forum was quite what she had in mind!

 

[KS55]

She definitely wouldn’t let you bum her.

Is this a wager?

 

[madloaf]

She definitely wouldn’t let you bum her.

*Waves hands about* "What are you doing up there? ...That's rubbish! "

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

imagine being in a relationship with or working around this banshee. I think I would prefer a background tape playing fingernails on a chalkboard.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

imagine being in a relationship with or working around this banshee. I think I would prefer a background tape playing fingernails on a chalkboard.

The only relationship that woman’s involved with, is probably 8” long and includes batteries!

 

[Mr Fraser]

The only relationship that woman’s involved with, is probably 8” long and includes batteries!

A Roberts wireless?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

imagine being in a relationship with or working around this banshee. I think I would prefer a background tape playing fingernails on a chalkboard.

Hey! Leave @Banshee out of this.... she's a top Blue!

 

[NickGw2]

…and Wet Spam and Wolves win their 2 remaining fixtures……

Lemme stop you right there bud. We defo don’t want that

 

[eboblue]

We don’t want West Ham or Wolves winning all their remaining games.

Now it's: CP win, Wet Spam wi their other game, and it's Conference League!
(Remember when the line was CITY - Conference in 10 years.... they'll do it 10 years after being Prem champions)

 

[der bomber28]

Has the swollen bollock Tate, put his two penneth in yet, in his over exaggerated whiney accent?

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Has the swollen bollock Tate, put his two penneth in yet, in his over exaggerated whiney accent?

Said he's supporting FC ushited for the next couple of weeks

 

[Vienna_70]

 

[LongsightM13]

25,000 crazy weaponed up ultras.

I was talking about the dickhead holding pen in Stretford.
25k tourists filming themselves doing “Siiiuuu” celebrations as they equalise against Borat’s village XI

 

[blue b4 the moon]

28 (twenty-eight) points at the moment.

9 more points for us to play for and 3 at Palace for them....going to be a big gap, better mind it.