United Thread - 2022/23

[melrose40yarder]

Think i will get up an hour early tomorrow just to hate them for longer

 

[NZBlue]

Next thing you know, he'll be bombing down the hard shoulder because his dog needs a shit!

I hope Roy Keane isn't in sight- it won't be a shit he's after

 

[give it to gordon]

I'm just putting this here, what you inglorious bastards do with it is on your head

I always find these things abit sick. If these multi millionaires truly believed in the charity, they could fund them themselves from their small change

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Think i will get up an hour early tomorrow just to hate them for longer

I'm in Oz for a month now so happy to cover nights.

 

[Blue Mist]

The Telegraph reports that Ten Bob has brought in specialist mind coaches to limit the threat of disappointment his players might suffer from the world cup exit.
(Stop laughing at the back, this is serious)
Is it just me but I had a mental image of someone sat their repeating 'you're not shit, you're not shit, listen I'm telling you, you are not...... OK Maguire you are, but the rest of you.....

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The Telegraph reports that Ten Bob has brought in specialist mind coaches to limit the threat of disappointment his players might suffer from the world cup exit.
(Stop laughing at the back, this is serious)
Is it just me but I had a mental image of someone sat their repeating 'you're not shit, you're not shit, listen I'm telling you, you are not...... OK Maguire you are, but the rest of you.....

.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Think i will get up an hour early tomorrow just to hate them for longer

One poster on here has taught himself to hate them in his sleep. I think we could all take a leaf out of his book.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

The Telegraph reports that Ten Bob has brought in specialist mind coaches to limit the threat of disappointment his players might suffer from the world cup exit.
(Stop laughing at the back, this is serious)
Is it just me but I had a mental image of someone sat their repeating 'you're not shit, you're not shit, listen I'm telling you, you are not...... OK Maguire you are, but the rest of you.....

They’d be better off getting the Manchester United Mindfulness Centre in

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Next thing you know, he'll be bombing down the hard shoulder because his dog needs a shit!

My guess is that the piss addled old **** would probably just shit himself these days, and then blame the dogs !

 

[Big Swifty]

Now that Messi and Mbappe are at the top of the tree, it means that unfortunately Marcus Rashford has to drop down to being only "the third best player in the world"