United Thread - 2022/23

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Some expert on Sky Sports News has just said that although they lost by seven, Rag fans can still taunt the Dippers because they’re SEVEN points clear of them.
Wtf ……?

All about context for their lemming fans to lap up, they will probably saying that quadruple chasers United are breathing down City’s necks with the 9 point difference.

 

[JTFactsPlz]

Bruno Fernandes. Biggest c*** in the league.

And with some really stiff competition for that title as well.

 

[blue cigar]

Sky have managed to zoom in and have used a lip reading expert to clear up what Fernandez's was shouting after number 6 went in, apparently it was "abandon ship, abandon ship" as he tried to get himself off the pitch.
Spineless little ****

 

[Blue Floyd]

 

[manclad]

So are our women. The ref continued with a lecture tour whenever Spurs Women clattered into one of ours yesterday, and immediately after the last lecture without any issue whatsoever the useless woman brings out a card straight away for one of our players. It always amuses me as to what the refs are explaining to these thugs who continually get away with foul play that brings any other player a yellow card. Perhaps it's something along these lines "Look, yer've done that three times already and I've spoken to you three times. Another three and yer in the book!"

Spurs Women are probably the dirtiest team that have come to the Academy this season and yet we end up with three yellows to their one.

These dirty Spurs women players that you mentioned Dave.
I don't suppose you have any phone numbers at all ?
Because I do love a "dirty lady".
The filthier the better to be honest !!!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Anyone notice the stadium announcement yesterday in the 2nd half about fans signing about stadium tragedies. Was this precautionary or was there more to it?

It largely fell on deaf ears…

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

So are our women. The ref continued with a lecture tour whenever Spurs Women clattered into one of ours yesterday, and immediately after the last lecture without any issue whatsoever the useless woman brings out a card straight away for one of our players. It always amuses me as to what the refs are explaining to these thugs who continually get away with foul play that brings any other player a yellow card. Perhaps it's something along these lines "Look, yer've done that three times already and I've spoken to you three times. Another three and yer in the book!"

Spurs Women are probably the dirtiest team that have come to the Academy this season and yet we end up with three yellows to their one.

Worse than Arsenal? Though it helps that the goonz don’t have the psycho hosebeast Daniëlle van de Donk playing for them anymore.

 

[lazerblue]

Martinez the butcher hahaha.
Played against Brentford us and the dippers shipping 17 in the process.
Why doesn't he learn to defend instead of trying to be ten men?
Little man syndrome

he was like a drunk umpa lumpa when salad turned him inside out for one of the goals

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Seven words seems too many words written.

 

[aguero93:20]

Yeah, I'm not expecting the lino to fall over or anything

If I was that linesman, seeing as it's that little play acting shit bag, that's exactly what I would have done, followed by rolling around on the ground holding my face before springing to my feet, miraculously cured, to follow the referee around whinging that I didn't get a free kick + red card for the ****.