United Thread - 2022/23

[TinFoilHat]

I heard that they trying to get rid off Maguire but it will cost them £10 million to release him. I don't know wether I should find it funny or terrifying or maybe both.

We all would love Maguire to stay at United as you can guarantee some good comedy moments just like when Ole was at the Wheel.

Controversial take here....

We should go for him on a free.
I think Pep could do to him what he did for Johnny Boulders which would also make the waistcoats job easier.

 

[bluevillain]

If I was HRH, I’d buy the scums creditors and squeeze them to extinction.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I heard that they trying to get rid off Maguire but it will cost them £10 million to release him. I don't know wether I should find it funny or terrifying or maybe both.

We all would love Maguire to stay at United as you can guarantee some good comedy moments just like when Ole was at the Wheel.

I find it hilarious mate, bought for £80m in 2019 and now being paid £10m to basically f..k off away from the club..

 

[Crooked_rain]

He's a one trick pony, stop him from cutting in to the left and you've owned him. I don't think he even knows what his right foot is for.

Like Robben but shite

You knew what Robben was gonna do a lot of the time but he was that good and quick at timing it that it didn't matter.

Not that Robben couldn't do other things, excellent player he was, unlike that prick at United.

 

[Asa's left peg]

I think it would confuse the hell out of them if we made an enquiry for Maguire. Maybe make them think they'd missed something all along!

 

[KentBlue]

I think it would confuse the hell out of them if we made an enquiry for Maguire. Maybe make them think they'd missed something all along!

And then they'd offer him an extended contract...beautiful!

 

[johnevans]

Is this a limited edition special for Atwell, Oliver & Webb

'Atwell, Oliver and Webb'?

Was that a 'lost' 70s supergroup a la Crosby, Stills & Nash; Emerson, Lake & Palmer; Beck, Bogart & Appice; West, Bruce & Laing; Ashton, Gardner & Dyke; Marvin, Welsh & Farrar (that's enough of the 'supergroups' thank you..)?

From what I've seen of 'A,O&W' performances, it seems to me they'd know far more about music than they do about football/refereeing.

Mind, I'd have paid good money to see 'A,O&W' trying to arbitrate between Crosby, Stills & Nash once those three had kicked off.. need more than VAR to help them then..

 

[foggy1974]

'Atwell, Oliver and Webb'?

Was that a 'lost' 70s supergroup a la Crosby, Stills & Nash; Emerson, Lake & Palmer; Beck, Bogart & Appice; West, Bruce & Laing; Ashton, Gardner & Dyke; Marvin, Welsh & Farrar (that's enough of the 'supergroups' thank you..)?

From what I've seen of 'A,O&W' performances, it seems to me they'd know far more about music than they do about football/refereeing.

Mind, I'd have paid good money to see 'A,O&W' trying to arbitrate between Crosby, Stills & Nash once those three had kicked off.. need more than VAR to help them then..

nah its the Three Stooges

 

[PPT]

I think it would confuse the hell out of them if we made an enquiry for Maguire. Maybe make them think they'd missed something all along!

If we did that, the idiots would immediately resign him after bunging him £10m to go away, because we were in for him!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

THE SCUMBUGS !!