United Thread - 2022/23

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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Is maguire WWE part timer?

He gets away with bear hugging every f*cking game. I really don't know why the officials keep letting it happen....

Oh, wait, as you were.

 

[SebastianBlue]

The pure comedy of United starting off the season losing 1-2 at home to Brighton not scoring a single goal.

 

[Vienna_70]

Wonder which one they would keep?

Either the alpaca or PR37, I reckon.

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Just over 2 hours until the next episode of comedy central

And what an episode - see you next week x

 

[Aeromania]

He's dele Alli 2.0

Handed 350k a week without playing a premier league game. Wouldn't surprise me if we've already seen the peak of his career at Dortmund.

I wouldn’t pay him £350 a week. United were well and truly diddled there.

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don’t say it, don’t say it, don't say it…

 

[Manncity]

New signings have not improved them one bit, great laugh watching the sh/t show , long may their agony last.

 

[beast]

Don’t say it, don’t say it, don't say it…
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If only...

 

[Vienna_70]

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Any other team - apart from the other cheek of the same arse - would have received a red card for that.

 

[East Level 2]

New signings have not improved them one bit, great laugh watching the sh/t show , long may their agony last.

Tierney did OK for them in midfield.

 

[mac]

Cue the racist tweets "story" from Ashton.

Or the starving kids sat at home waiting for sir Rash

 

[Protein Junkie]

In the caf, there is suicidal despair. Like “we need 10 new players” Really funny.

You used to able to buy 10 players in my local shop then they only sold them in packs of 20 and removed the branding.

 

[LongsightM13]

Just to think, this time last year they were about to collect the Summer Transfer award for 2021 and nailed on certs to be champions.
Fecking lol :-)

This time last year they tweeted “Don’t say it…” after one game

 

[Thornliebank]

Eriksen must be wishing he stayed put at Brentford.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is there a don't say it tweet today? :)

Nah I think they will scrape 40 points tbh

 

[hertsblue]

Even the obvious influence of Howard Webb behind the ref's performance with the non sending off and non penalty and added time from no where they were still shit

 

[svennis pennis]

 

[Akira]

Poundland Pep with that Poundland possession football.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Six pointer at Brentford up next then home to FC Salbutamol.