United Thread - 2022/23

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How many fucking deadlines have they had??

Lewis Collins should be throwing smoke bombs and storming the Iranian Embassy about now with these deadlines

;-)

 

[Protein Junkie]

After the third deadline we move on to the Closing date for bids. I think there’s three of them too.
Deadline lol - can’t be referring to VAR at old Toilet.

 

[horlock_was_super]

So is this the deadline as promised?
Or is it the deadline for finally announcing when the next deadline will be announced for the deadline after that?
Personally I am hoping the whole shitshow flatlines.
Jelly and ice cream anyone? Has anyone got a spare bouncy castle?

 

[bluetonium]

"So Mr Glazer, what is it now, what do we need to do next?"

"We want....another shrubbery!"

 

[johnevans]

Pure comedy gold.
He has the proverbial cigar out at 1 and 2 nil up with comments like a stroll in the park and its going to be a good day at the office - and then explodes with comical rage as Spurs draw level.
Also, is it only southerners who say "Get in my son"?

You're telling me that people actually watch this sort of stuff? Really? I know I've probably led a sheltered life but people actually watch this rubbish? When they could instead watch the game on TV or (Heaven forfend!) be at the ground in person? Deary, deary, deary me.. what a world!

 

[malg]

You're telling me that people actually watch this sort of stuff? Really? I know I've probably led a sheltered life but people actually watch this rubbish? When they could instead watch the game on TV or (Heaven forfend!) be at the ground in person? Deary, deary, deary me.. what a world!

The vast majority watch when they lose or draw. Same with AFTV. I bet when they were winning their viewership went down. I wonder what their viewing figures were after the 4-1. No doubt, through the roof.

 

[jmant10]

Red bottlers

 

[waspish]

Looks like the bloke who is worth 1.2b is going to put a 5b bid in for the scum now how does that work! Is it the new Qatar hedge fund way!? Or is it sky egging it on!?

 

[aguero93:20]

Looks like the bloke who is worth 1.2b is going to put a 5b bid in for the scum now how does that work! Is it the new Qatar hedge fund way!? Or is it sky egging it on!?

The Glazers didn't have the cash either, they just borrowed it against the club. Hope he does the same.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

The youtube vids of these wankers is absolutely comedy gold.
Some if not all of the reactions are classic.

They all seem to like the phrase "i'm done" when they get beat or concede.

Mardarses the lot of them. You just know they was the gobbiest twat in school or the biggest loudmouth at work who loved giving it out but could not take any piss taking coming their way at all.

Most are clowns, some are slightly amusing but i m liking the flying pig chap as his outbursts are funny.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Most are clowns, some are slightly amusing but i m liking the flying pig chap as his outbursts are funny.

His outbursts can only really be for affect and people like him crave attention hence his allegiance to untied. Pointless in my opinion.

 

[tweety]

The banks should just call in the debt and wind them up

 

[fulabeer]

Harry Maguire after hearing United are selling him...

 

[cheekybids]

reports of a world record £5b bid for the Rags, hmmmmm 24x the cost of City (£210m)

 

[Deleted member 13905]

"So Mr Glazer, what is it now, what do we need to do next?"

"We want....another shrubbery!"

 

[shroom]

It was Alex Stepney, he was shit.

Attended Stepney's debut match with the Dallas Tornado in the old NASL. He was brought out to the center circle in a stagecoach and presented to the fans. I believe the match was decided by 'pens' but they weren't pens. The players dribbled in one-V-one against the keepers instead. Stepney turned out to be the hero. ha

 

[Victorinodennistua]

reports of a world record £5b bid for the Rags, hmmmmm 24x the cost of City (£210m)

It’s gonna take 5billion to clean the shithole up.

 

[cheekybids]

It’s gonna take 5billion to clean the shithole up.

So it’s £10b then.

 

[lloydie]

Pure comedy gold.
He has the proverbial cigar out at 1 and 2 nil up with comments like a stroll in the park and its going to be a good day at the office - and then explodes with comical rage as Spurs draw level.
Also, is it only southerners who say "Get in my son"?

I love watching Pig. :)

 

[blueju]

Just realised I rarely go near the dippers thread any more but always cruise through this for a laugh. Just shows they were just and irritant, the rags and always will be scum of the highest order.