United Thread - 2023/24

[Pingu the Penguin]

I’ve got the feeling this could all get worse for them

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Didn't the rags try to get Pep, but he turned them down?

Yup, Taggert rang him up during his sabbatical to try and get him to go to the wife beater drome. Pep never called him back, his mate Txiki was already in his ear telling him to go to City after Bayern.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I think they’ll cheat a victory tonight to get the fans off their back a little bit

 

[bluethrunthru]

Pep laughs at the rags lol

Guardiola laughs when Man Utd suggested as title rivals

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola appears to laugh at the suggestion Manchester United are Premier League title rivals.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Bald fraud]

Ferguson went for Moyes because he knew his legacy as The King of Stretford would be safe,Pep would have made him
look like the gobshite he is.

Is the correct answer! He didn’t even want mourinho to follow him. He was scared the next boss to come in would win trophies immediately. It’s all about him with the piss can

 

[Newman Noggs]

Is there anywhere I can get a bet on them finishing exactly 5th ?

 

[KS55]

Ferguson went for Moyes because he knew his legacy as The King of Stretford would be safe,Pep would have made him
look like the gobshite he is.

Ferguson wanted Pep and visited him in NY. They parted with Pisscan asking Pep to ring him if he fancied it when ready. Pep never phoned.
Masterly swerve.

 

[KS55]

Yup, Taggert rang him up during his sabbatical to try and get him to go to the wife beater drome. Pep never called him back, his mate Txiki was already in his ear telling him to go to City after Bayern.

Ah, beat me to it. Taggart actually went to NY where they had lunch. Taggart was serious. He admired Pep having been detonated by Barca in the CL.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Ah, beat me to it. Taggart actually went to NY where they had lunch. Taggart was serious.

And the rest they say is history.

 

[KentBlue]

Ha ha, punch-ups in the dressing room - I am loving, loving, loving, loving, loving, loving, every fucking second of their demise. But I don't want it to finish just yet, there is still plenty of catastrophes ahead with Ten Bob at the helm. More ultra-expensive flops for them to spend millions and millions on, more disharmony amongst the mercenaries, more head-in-the-sand bullshit from the media to cover the cracks that are becoming more and more evident with each passing day.

How ironic that they call themselves 'united' when they are anything but.

I hope the drunken despot doesn't suffer senility, or Alzheimer's: I want that uncouth, foul-mouthed, disrespectful bastard to watch the turmoil and chaos he himself designed for the club. I want that nasty piece of work to know that his sly treachery is at the root cause of all that is rotting and decaying at that worthless pit. And as the rust and the oxidation eat away at the stand named after him: I want to see him there, looking on helplessly as the years of neglect finally take their toll and that whole polythene palace comes crashing down.

Know it, you purple-faced ****, know it.