United Thread - 2023/24

[Keeper!]

Win against Luton on Sunday and we’re only a couple of points worse of than last season at the same stage.
That one didn’t turn out to bad did it!

Fingers crossed the PL find some more charges to hit us with, it did wonders to our form and confidence this time last season ;)

 

[Cityfan1977]

I have been following football for a long long time and I have never seen a team so underserved point hall as United I haven't looked at stats but those 6 games they lost they truly deserved to lose.
Of the 9 games the won at least 4 of them they were simple lucky to win .
Manager of the month for the bald guy is great for us it keeps them believen that they are on the right track wich they are not.

 

[MillisleBlue]

I have been following football for a long long time and I have never seen a team so underserved point hall as United I haven't looked at stats but those 6 games they lost they truly deserved to lose.
Of the 9 games the won at least 4 of them they were simple lucky to win .
Manager of the month for the bald guy is great for us it keeps them believen that they are on the right track wich they are not.

Don't pay much attention to the shitehawks but am pretty sure that 2 of those wins were gifted by their mates "protecting the product".

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

I have been following football for a long long time and I have never seen a team so underserved point hall as United I haven't looked at stats but those 6 games they lost they truly deserved to lose.
Of the 9 games the won at least 4 of them they were simple lucky to win .
Manager of the month for the bald guy is great for us it keeps them believen that they are on the right track wich they are not.

For god sake don’t say that. They most definitely are on the right track

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I think this was a bit more involved than it appears

The journalists who were banned got their stories directly from players. This is about Ten Bob telling the journos that if they carry on getting information from player leaks then they are not talking to the club. This is why there is a song and dance about his chance to comment which when you look at it is a fair request. Just for instance say Rashford gets a hard time internally about the way he is playing or training and next thing you know it’s in the Express that the training regimes are shit people have downed tools etc

I would imagine a similar internal thing has gone on which we don’t know about

The phrase “controlling the narrative” is a loaded one but to be fair to Ten Hag you can’t run a group of people if a number of them are running off to the press every time something doesn’t go their way and then that’s get printed without any challenge or check.

As much as it is uncomfortable this is ETH doing his job and doing it quite well. He’s tackled both sides of the problem

Yeah, maybe, but because the pressers are recorded in full these days, not being there isn’t as vital to the hacks.

If Tent Peg loses his next few matches, there’ll still be negative stories written.

 

[jimharri]

Strange, the lack of abuse for those nice Glazer lads on twitter, sorry, 'x'. I'm guessing "TWGC"™ won last time out?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Ten Haag manager of month November
Maguire Player of the month

This post is factual, not for the joke thread.

There must have been better performances from some other player?

Snot gobbling cunts....media & rag associates.

 

[don84]

Snot gobbling cunts....media & rag associates.

United, what an excuse of a club.
But it will never be successful again.
It will share destiny with Chelsea.

 

[Blue Mist]

Has the world's biggest 25% takeover happened yet ? It was going to happen last month, then this week so I'm wondering if I've missed it. I did see a star in the East but apparently that was just for some baby called Jesus II.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Apparently those tinpot little weasels Wigan are giving the rags 8000 tickets for their cup game and relocating their own fans! Giving them the full side.