United Thread - 2023/24

[Keep the Faith]

What a joke of a club
Only thing they do is PR spin everything

De ligt signing is opportunistic- Bayern selling for a readon
Can’t get in Bayern or Dutch team amd no one else wants him

Making staff redundant so they can pay rashford wages

Jim Ratcliffe will be a disaster worse than the glazers
He is just the big look at me man
Loads of money but an utter cock

At some stage the media are going to turn on Ratcliffe, if only to protect themselves from the fans

 

[Hertzblue]

For some of their players playing football has become a non essential activity !

 

[SebastianBlue]

Had no idea they had 250 people on the coaching and playing staff, no wonder they never new what their best eleven was!

 

[remember arthur mann]

United isn't working.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Have they worked out how many of the players they are keeping? Last I heard they were only keeping ‘one or two’.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Sad for the workforce. That's a lot of people on the lookout for new jobs.

Wouldn't be surprised if more cuts follow they have a ridiculously high number of staff compared to other clubs.

 

[Nellies left peg]

No chance, imagine all that water & electric.

On second thoughts, think I'll set up a Go Fund Me page for a couple ;)

Surely they could run it off the waterwheel fitted at the bottom of the waterfall on the main stand

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

No

non-essential - That's Maguire & Rashford fucked then!

 

[roman totale]

“Money saved going on the first team”

Let’s be generous and say those 250 people were each on GBP100k a year. That’s GBP25 million saved. Their weekly wage bill is GBP5 million. They saved just over a month’s worth of first team money. Not to be sniffed at, but it’s a one time saving.

 

[Elbow beards]

Mean Time, City redevelop a vast chunk of east Manchester creating hundreds of jobs, but we're the bad guys. Oh hum.