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[Grassland Blue]

'Is it because they lied, whilst selling rotten me-et'*

*Yes that's not how you spell meat but I'm trying to demonstrate how it could be sang.............

They lie that often there must be something else to pick up on.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Happy hour at the Rock of Gibraltar…….

Guest beers: Old Horse Spunk, ETH Bitter and Shaw’s Stout.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Happy hour at the Rock of Gibraltar…….

It'd be fucking packed.......... :-)

 

[Grassland Blue]

somehow i cant see sheikh mansour bailing the rags out like he did the banks ;)

We already gave them a cup!

 

[mancboy]

We already gave them a cup!

we were playing the long game, we are playing 4d chess while everyone else is playing tiddlywinks

 

[Grassland Blue]

In hindsight this couldn't have come at a better time.
With us taking on the Premier League for their rules and regulations and the 115, we can submit this as exhibit A m'lud.

Khaldoon said we won't be held responsible for the way other clubs run into trouble.

This is exactly why we'll come out smelling of roses with the 115, the timing of the red mardarses loses couldn't have been better.

I can imagine our lawyers saying to the Premier League...
"So, these charges you have against us, could you tell us how utd have not triggered the PSR regulations.."

Cue stuttering and restlessness.

I think this deserves more than 1 like.
:- )

 

[cheekybids]

Guest beers: Old Horse Spunk, ETH Bitter and Shaw’s Stout.

They’ll need Stella in honour of all the wife beaters.

 

[cheekybids]

It'd be fucking packed.......... :-)

Better idea than anything their Director of innovation has come up with.

 

[Kippax77]

They’ll need Stella in honour of all the wife beaters.

Antony says "cheers"

 

[trotsky]

Just you watch. We’ll win our case with the Premier League over PSR, it will be scrapped immediately and the rags will get away with it. Everton and Forest swept under the carpet. Then new restrictions will be introduced aimed strictly at us … and if they fail and ensnare a cartel team, then, they too will be scrapped ….
Rinse and repeat

 

[cheekybids]

Antony says "cheers"

So does Giggs, Greenwood, Piss can junior & im sure many more.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They’ll need Stella in honour of all the wife beaters.

Appropriate, as sales of Stella peaked in the noughties.

 

[Gesario]

Just you watch. We’ll win our case with the Premier League over PSR, it will be scrapped immediately and the rags will get away with it. Everton and Forest swept under the carpet. Then new restrictions will be introduced aimed strictly at us … and if they fail and ensnare a cartel team, then, they too will be scrapped ….
Rinse and repeat

This^

 

[Stoned Rose]

In plain old arrogant sight as usual mate......

Come on mate, I’m not as bad as I used to be ;)

 

[Stoned Rose]

At least a bar in the ground ;)

We should name the bogs after him.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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I love that horse x

Yeah, I'd feed that horse all day. Who's the fucker in the suit?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Biggest club in the world with record income.
1. Loosing money
2, Winning Nowt
3. Ruining talent
4. Begging for government cash
5. Stadium falling down
6. Sacking staff
7. Can't afford to support women's football
8. Poaching staff instead of bringing their own through from their vast experience as a top club.
9. Training facilities sub standard
10. Managers graveyard

Something doesn't add up.

Utd bingo?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Biggest club in the world with record income.
1. Loosing money
2, Winning Nowt
3. Ruining talent
4. Begging for government cash
5. Stadium falling down
6. Sacking staff
7. Can't afford to support women's football
8. Poaching staff instead of bringing their own through from their vast experience as a top club.
9. Training facilities sub standard
10. Managers graveyard

Something doesn't add up.

All makes perfect sense to me.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Antony does a load of pointless tricks, sticks the head on his Mrs and says "cheers"

 

[MCFC1993]

Fuck sake, I'm torn now.