United Thread | 2024/25

[RodneyRodney]

The first choice centre backs are Martinez and De Ligt. The latter is clearly not good enough for the PL and Martinez cannot run. They spent a fortune on these two and the funniest thing is that Maguire will end up being first choice again haha!!!.

Obviously, dat voz de plan ...

 

[madloaf]

Strange, no interesting positioning from the tramp here.
He's looking to ensure any flak is directed at the Glazers.
When the media ask why they spoke to other managers but then extended Hags contract only to sack him, he is going to point towards America.
He stays the good guy with rag fans.

He's in charge of football operations...except the choosing of the manager, or players, or what is football?

 

[pride in battle]

I mean does anyone employed at that club have any idea of what they are fucking doing?

How fucking bizarre ! Sack him and its nothing to do with me...#ScruffyJim

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I mean does anyone employed at that club have any idea of what they are fucking doing?

Perhaps they haven't run it past the Piscan yet?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

How fucking bizarre ! Sack him and its nothing to do with me...#ScruffyJim

I wonder if scruffy Jim is now starting to feel like a middle aged man that has bought an expensive and slightly fucked old Porsche as a retirement project?

 

[pride in battle]

I wonder if scruffy Jim is now starting to feel like a middle aged man that has bought an expensive and slightly fucked old Porsche as a retirement project?

Possibly...i hope so ;)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

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Quite funny that,on the back of this fact,they went out and employed a brand new attacking coach in van nistleroy....which plainly hasn't worked. The old adage ' all good teams are built from the back' has been ignored in their case.

 

[bluetonium]

So they're starting to blame ineos now are they? Great! Because it's still absolutely not that they have expectations above their worth, and that period from the 90s is definitely not the exception in their history. They deserve success, right? Shouldn't have to earn it, they're Manchesh Shoonited after all.

All this corner turning, I can't decide if they're living in a box (which actually also would fit quite well with their rags nickname) or, looking at Fernandes, rats stuck in a maze.

Turn the corner turn the corner Man United
Turn the corner turn the corner I say
Turn the corner turn the corner Man United
They'll be aiming for mid table by May

 

[mexico1970]

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Not a happy family down the road . Been living on the tic/ hype in a deliberate and organised way for years. It might be a common place business model but it's not the way to build a functional football club as only the owners profit . It sends a clear message to everyone at the club to do the same ie. take what you can , players stick like limpets to contract end , don't worry about the football and everyone pretend you're the best team in the world to keep the sponsorship and TV money rolling in . Populate the media with friends and family to keep banging on about your glory days aka your divine right to rule . (In yesterday's presser Pep was asked about our recent records and he binned off the question as irrelevant ). Try to take down your successor with a bunch of accusations they've already been cleared of elsewhere and add a few extra. The club is rotting from the head down and at the heart is the business model . They bang on about us and our owners but the more I think about it watching their downfall is like witnessing the slow collapse of a failed state . It's fantastic .

 

[Gingers Dad]

He's saying now that why he brought those people in, in June/July.

Berrada was taken on well before then. Shouldn't it have been his job to decide on the manager when his gardening leave was over?

 

[Indaparkside]

Is this flight ever taking off
Always look on the bright side of life

 

[SWPISHOME]

It does seem like the end is near for Ten Hag, Huge game for him tomorrow, Realistically Villa will win this game with the way they are playing.

Don't sack Ten Hag, Please don't sack Ten Hag,
I just don't want to see him sacked,
So let him keep his job, We all love Ten Bob,
Please don't, Please don't sack Ten Hag.

 

[ysmsa]

How fucking bizarre ! Sack him and its nothing to do with me...#ScruffyJim

He comes across as an absolute **** that fella.

Typical selfish billionaire twat.

 

[ysmsa]

Is this flight ever taking off
Always look on the bright side of life

If that was City,

"Racist City fans in Nazi salute horror"

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Got to laugh at the silly twats on the Caf. Having a discussion about how selling McTominay was a mistake! Fuck me. One is even talking about Van Nistelrooy becoming the Manager!

Until they finally realise that “The United Way” is something that hasn’t worked for 15 years or more and that football has changed, they are in for more of the same.

Shhhh don’t tell the fuckers

 

[At-Swim-Two-Birds]

The call on the managers job is not his to make yet reports emerging that he offered the job to Inzaghi. Stick to sailing Jim.

 

[Big Swifty]

It does seem like the end is near for Ten Hag, Huge game for him tomorrow, Realistically Villa will win this game with the way they are playing.

Don't sack Ten Hag, Please don't sack Ten Hag,
I just don't want to see him sacked,
So let him keep his job, We all love Ten Bob,
Please don't, Please don't sack Ten Hag.

Don't bank on it. He has a habit of going to the brink, then just when it looks like the end he pulls off a miracle resuly to give him a bit of breathing space. Then the whole cycle starts all over again.

Everyone says Villa are going to win this. I hope so, but as I say don't bank on it.

 

[roach3]

Hahahaha..
He'll grow a beard , put a wig on , change his name again and start a new channel as a lifelong Chelsea fan.
Suggestions for his new name..?

Marcus stamfordbridge?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Pontius Ratcliffe.