United Thread | 2024/25

[bennyboy]

It could be his piss that’s leaking through their roof ?

Aye give an ex manager 3 million a year and watch you ground fall into disrepair.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Just like the mutual decision to help Ana de Armas out by me not being allowed within 200 meters of her.

She is a stunner

 

[One Fan Clapping]

We should offer him mega bucks to work for us just so he has to sit in the stands watching us win, the ****

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Why is there plastic taped to the chair? Is he that petty he won’t sit on a chair with our badge on display?

I’ll say prick just in case that’s the reason.

 

[mancboy]

well done ineos you have just ramped up the pressure on the the manager and players ten fold, can you imagine what the press will do to them now after they have binned off the gpc yet still pay the likes of casemiro, anthony etc millions a year, catweazle really doesnt have a fucking scooby what hes doing.

 

[Really_here]

Why is there plastic taped to the chair? Is he that petty he won’t sit on a chair with our badge on display?

I’ll say prick just in case that’s the reason.

Surely it's there to protect the seat?

 

[NZBlue]

Why is there plastic taped to the chair? Is he that petty he won’t sit on a chair with our badge on display?

I’ll say prick just in case that’s the reason.

It's to keep the seat dry when he pisses his pants

 

[KS55]

It's to keep the seat dry when he passes his pants

Who is he going to pass them to? Will they be accepted?

 

[KentBlue]

What a horrendous sight to wake up to - pictures of the malignant, vindictive, poisonous tyrant himself: the day can only get better.

 

[SilverFox2]

The muen version may well be true because the gpc may have got tired of watching the rags as they are so bad.

Job complete, his managership shown to be the difference, time for the tributes he can enjoy before the final obituary.

 

[give it to gordon]

I wonder where scruffy Jim is putting his money ? He is cost cutting at the swamp, he is cost cutting at ineos grenaders,

Perhaps he is bored and now putting his money into his boating thingy

 

[horlock_was_super]

What a horrendous sight to wake up to - pictures of the malignant, vindictive, poisonous tyrant himself: the day can only get better.

You’re right!,
I’m off for a colonoscopy today - yep the day will get better.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I wonder where scruffy Jim is putting his money ? He is cost cutting at the swamp, he is cost cutting at ineos grenaders,

Perhaps he is bored and now putting his money into his boating thingy

Yeah, that’s going well ;)

 

[Blue Til Death]

Got to feel for him winter fuel allowance gone and now he gets made redundant How will he cope?

He will have to cut down on the cough medicine to say, three bottles a day?

 

[NZBlue]

Who is he going to pass them to? Will they be accepted?

Bloody spellchecker. Now corrected

 

[Blue Til Death]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

Hucknull looks more like Chucky than Chucky does :-)

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

 

[Blue Til Death]

The glazers are one of the cleverest owners in football for a pure self enrichment, fuck the club point of view.

1) Extraction of over 1 billion from the club a healthy portion of which they pay themselves as dividends, the rest is the debt the club has to pay for the pleasure of their ownership
2) Use of utd as collateral for other loans and support their US based business
3) Appointment of Ineos to draw fire away from them, they are now silent owners who make a profit in the background
4) I'm convinced the glazers or someone affiliated with them owns that debt.
5) Get Sir Jim to get you a new stadium off the council, again increasing the value of the asset.

A when Ineos fucks up they won't be in the firing line.

Pure Genius.. They are my second favourite owners ..

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

He's one slimy fucker is Hucknall. He used to part own Barca bar in Castlefield and had an apartment just across the canal from there.

He would chat up girls in the bar and invite them back to his apartment for "drinks". I was in Barca a few years ago with my ex and another couple. Hucknall started chatting up my ex's best mate who told him in no uncertain terms she wasn't interested. Around ten minutes later we were approached by a couple of bouncers who asked us to leave as we weren't welcome in the bar anymore

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Got to feel for him winter fuel allowance gone and now he gets made redundant How will he cope?

He's not taken it well.

 

[supercity88]

They were talking about the bacon saga on TS - Stuart Pearce was on. Bacon makes the club far more as Global Ambassador than the £2m annual payment he's had since 2013 according to Pearce so there's no logic to stopping it.

I couldn't believe how offended they were by it. No thought as to why the fuck they were paying him £2m a year since he resigned as manager! That was my first thought! When you think of him you think of the rags, so he's a global ambassador for free. Why the hell are they paying him, they did enough of that when he was employed.