United Thread | 2024/25

[horlock_was_super]

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Straight Outta Broadmoor.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Not wishing to laugh at an injury, but every time I watch Martinez he seems to lunge into some weird two footed challenges that are just as likely to damage his own tendons as an opponent.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

I still can't believe Villa signed him. I'm sure during the first training session they'll realise what a they've got. In that Villa picture he looks like an extra from Season 3 of Shameless

Sorry to alter it but I haven't seen the wire. I wonder if this is more appropriate.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Is this Evander Holyfield?

No, his ears are too big

 

[chris85mcfc]

They've got a pretty brutal run to the end of the season now, on paper it's hard to see where they'll gather 3 or 4 wins from

Only thing that keeps them up is there are 3 truly awful sides at the bottom already

 

[Bluearmy]

I don't see Villa paying Rashford's £400.000 a week

Rag sources say Villa are paying 75%…. LOL

 

[fulabeer]

What happened to their sponsors "two years without Champions league" reduction clause?
Was it a thing or have they downgraded it to just any european football?

 

[Vienna_70]

The bottom line was that, given United's current financial status and the requirement to stay on the right side of Profit and Sustainability Rules (PSR), they could not make a statement signing without a statement sale.

And no club is daft enough to take on the utter tripe available at the swamp.

 

[Vienna_70]

This is the united they have been for 80% of their history

They have had two all time great managers in 150 years , the rest of the time they have lived off the memory of these two successful periods

They are back to their natural level

And a load of City players banned from playing for us helped them win their first major trophies.

 

[Blueboy73]

And a load of City players banned from playing for us helped them win their first major trophies.

Our owners have appointed 3 managers and all 3 have won the league.
Only 3 Rag managers have won the league in their entire history and 2 of those are ex blues.

 

[cleavers]

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There's no need to scare the kids viewing the forum.

 

[Vienna_70]

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That’s a hell of a difference for a supposedly fit young man, now coming into his prime.

It’s fucking shocking.

 

[Vienna_70]

What happened to their sponsors "two years without Champions league" reduction clause?
Was it a thing or have they downgraded it to just any european football?

I think it’s two consecutive seasons out of the CL. They haven’t had that yet, though it’s looking more and more likely that it’s about to.

 

[Vienna_70]

Our owners have appointed 3 managers and all 3 have won the league.
Only 3 Rag managers have won the league in their entire history and 2 of those are ex blues.

Correct.

 

[oakiecokie]

There used to be a board game 'snakes and ladders' ( numbers from 1 - 100).
If you were unlucky you landed on a snake on 99 which took you down to No.1.
Looks like the rags are slithering down that snake......

Theres a fucking bigger snake doing its job well. Its a boa constrictor and its squeezing the fucking life out of `em.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Rag sources say Villa are paying 75%…. LOL

Bullshit detector jumped to 11 on that one. Really cannot see why Villa would take him even paying 25% of his wages.

 

[Franny 1234]

Not wishing to laugh at an injury, but every time I watch Martinez he seems to lunge into some weird two footed challenges that are just as likely to damage his own tendons as an opponent.

I've already said KARMA is a bitch.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

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Is the one on the right real.
If it is the lads fucked

 

[SB Blue]

I think it’s two consecutive seasons out of the CL. They haven’t had that yet, though it’s looking more and more likely that it’s about to.

They’ll focus on the Europa League, the new format with no CL teams dropping down probably improves their chances although hopefully they’ll lose to a low ranked team.

 

[Winchester]

I've already said KARMA is a bitch.

Bit rough that tbh
I wouldn't wish his injury on anyone
Don't get me wrong , I can't tolerate Utd
But wouldn't want anyone to go through that
Saw Lakey struggle after his injury
But wouldn't use Karma in High Case to indirectly sneer