A man of culture and breeding.Pissing on your tiptoes trying to avoid plates and forks and that is not convenient, i much prefer pissing in an empty bottle and then gently decanting it down the sink
Of your next door neighbour.I like to parade my masculinity by pissing in the kitchen sink.
From the living room.
Wetherspoons I'm guessing?Your kitchen is downstairs? Do you live in Downton Abbey?
There was one about 4 months ago, surprised this hasn't been merged with it.I’m sure there’s already a thread on this. Or maybe I’m getting confused with the Pissing in the bathroom sink or pissing in the wardrobe or pissing up the curtain threads
You heathen. You don't wash dishes in piss. Rinse them maybe then drip dry.I suppose if the boiler isn’t working, and you need warm waters to clean the dishes. I could see why!
I hope you showed your gratitude by wiping your pissy knob on her curtains; )
You pissed over her beef curtains? : /Maybe we have different definitions of curtains.