Vacuum cleaner coming on if it’s own accord!

[blue for life]

My Vax vacuum cleaner just came on if it’s own accord! Shit myself! Any idea why this would happen?

 

[dublinblue12]

The machines are clearly rising best get a can of petrol and a lighter and torch it before it sucks your face off

 

[kaz7]

Why is it plugged in if you are not using it ?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

My Vax vacuum cleaner just came on if it’s own accord! Shit myself! Any idea why this would happen?

Busted power switch... unless it wasn't plugged in?

I which case, torch the house and run.

 

[BimboBob]

Was it attached to your little winkie at the time?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Why is it plugged in if you are not using it ?

Because it’s cordless and battery powered probably and trying to tell the owner to tidy his fucking messy house up:-)

 

[Kompany Car]

Who ya gonna call...









Thats right Vax customer services

 

[Blue Mist]

My Vax vacuum cleaner just came on if it’s own accord! Shit myself! Any idea why this would happen?

Hell that sucks

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

This would never have happened with a Dyson. Mine stopped turning on after a week.

 

[dadnlad]

does it blow as well as scuck

 

[staffsblue]

Naughty NooNoo!

 

[Blue Maverick]

Just get one withou a cord next time :)

 

[Summerbuzz]

ooh spooky. I was sitting here wandering if somethiing was going on with the electric supply. my fusebox started to hum very loudly about an hour ago. it hasn't done that in years. I sorted it out with a gentle tap on the problem area, and a plastic shim. but I genuinely can hear that AC hum coming from my (seemingly) several of my neighbours.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

does it blow as well as scuck

What kind of vacs 'scuck'? We've never had one at Ewing Towers that scucks. We've had a few that fucks the life out of the pile on an Axminster!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I used to know a bloke who had a 3 cylinder Laverda ( Italian motorbike ). He had to leave it in neutral as it always started on its own when it rained.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Was it attached to your little winkie at the time?

Remember a newspaper story from 80’s of some guy who turned up at A&E with an hoover stuck fast and hanging off his odd trick. Claimed the “accident” had happened after he’d tripped up when doing the hoovering in a loose fitting dressing gown.

 

[kaz7]

Remember a newspaper story from 80’s of some guy who turned up at A&E with an hoover stuck fast and hanging off his odd trick. Claimed the “accident” had happened after he’d tripped up when doing the hoovering in a loose fitting dressing gown.

People turn up at casualty with a wide range of things stuck up their dicks and bums and ladies not as bad as men , gives the nurses a titter , lol

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Remember a newspaper story from 80’s of some guy who turned up at A&E with an hoover stuck fast and hanging off his odd trick. Claimed the “accident” had happened after he’d tripped up when doing the hoovering in a loose fitting dressing gown.

When his wife rang the hospital to see how he was, the nurse said "he's picking up, nicely"

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Mad that. I've got this magic washing machine. If you leave stuff in there for long enough then it will dry all the clothes, fold them and put them back into the wardrobe.

I tried to tell Mrs Flux about it but she just seems to get really upset.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People turn up at casualty with a wide range of things stuck up their dicks and bums and ladies not as bad as men , gives the nurses a titter , lol

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