Valentine status

[Ethan23]

Anyone seen any funny original ones today?
Seen the generic. roses are red , violets are blue, iv got a knife get in the van
Then the standard cringe worthy ones.

But not seen any funny original ones...

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

From the delicate lips of my cousins bird:

ROSES ARE R*D, VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I LOVE MAN CITY. BUT FUCKIN HATE MAN U!!!!!!!! CITY TILL WE DIE!!!

 

[BlueHammer85]

Sophie ****
Is such a lucky lady! A dozen red roses delivered to my work!

Shanice ****
Says happy valentines day and 2 years and 6 months to my baby! xxxx

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Jay
All i can see on here is "happy valentines day baby, love u, ur amazing, smoochy smoochy shmoo, blah blah blah, bore off will ya

 

[Halfpenny]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Fuck's sake, I'm colourblind.

 

[Muzza]

 

[funlikeruck]

i would of bought you roses,
but i`m not rich,
get my tea on the table,
you slovenly woman.

 

[without a dream]

Can't believe she didn't like my Valentines poem, took me ages to find a word that rhymed with minge

 

[funlikeruck]

Can't believe she didn't like my Valentines poem, took me ages to find a word that rhymed with minge

did she whinge or did she cringe

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

There is a certain charm to this one (ignore the grammar):

Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, bend over love your about to get fisted..............

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Fuck's sake, I'm colourblind.

hahahaha