valentines day

[Helmet Cole]

Not bothering. Usually get cards from me and the sprogs for her, but honestly can't be arsed and I'd rather keep the £20 I'd usually spend on supermarket cards and flowers from the garage in my pocket. Anyone reckon I'll be in the shit?

 

[purplenose]

Not bothering. Usually get cards from me and the sprogs for her, but honestly can't be arsed and I'd rather keep the £20 I'd usually spend on supermarket cards and flowers from the garage in my pocket. Anyone reckon I'll be in the shit?

Probably but just remember this, Valentines day is an unmitigated load of bollocks and thought up by cunts who want to get a shitload of money off blokes paying a premium simply in order to keep out of grief......Should call it try gay day as millions of blokes get stuffed up the arse by florists restraunts and card manufacturers....trousers down and bend over gents.

 

[meeesh]

I'm taking my Mrs to the match tomorrow...............but she be using her season ticket to get in mind

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

My new girlfriend was all excited when I told her that I had booked a table for two for Valentines Night. I just hope she likes snooker.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I’m at the point where I don’t send birthday or Christmas cards now, as they end up in the bin.

She’ll be getting a kiss and a cuddle if she’s lucky.

 

[snorky]

I’m at the point where I don’t send birthday or Christmas cards now, as they end up in the bin.

She’ll be getting a kiss and a cuddle if she’s lucky.

She'll be lucky mate, but you will be at work. :)

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

She'll be lucky mate, but you will be at work. :)

Give her hell, brother.

 

[blue44]

 

[chesterbells]

Probably but just remember this, Valentines day is an unmitigated load of bollocks and thought up by cunts who want to get a shitload of money off blokes paying a premium simply in order to keep out of grief......Should call it try gay day as millions of blokes get stuffed up the arse by florists restraunts and card manufacturers....trousers down and bend over gents.

Try Gay Day, that’s a new one on me.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I’m at the point where I don’t send birthday or Christmas cards now, as they end up in the bin.

She’ll be getting a kiss and a cuddle if she’s lucky.

I say, steady on............