Victoria Coren

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Dead right Gord.
15 pints, then it's time to dive down and start yodelling up that canyon.

I find women who can keep up with my drinking to be highly attractive.

Are you insinuating that they need to be pissed to contemplate doing the dirty with you?

No jim. When you're as clever and as funny as me that's never a consideration.

What about you?

 

[stony]

I find women who can keep up with my drinking to be highly attractive.

Are you insinuating that they need to be pissed to contemplate doing the dirty with you?

No jim. When you're as clever and as funny as me that's never a consideration.

What about you?

I can confirm that Gordon has never shown any consideration.

 

[jimharri]

I find women who can keep up with my drinking to be highly attractive.

Are you insinuating that they need to be pissed to contemplate doing the dirty with you?

No jim. When you're as clever and as funny as me that's never a consideration.

What about you?

Even pissed. they run/stagger a mile when they see me.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Are you insinuating that they need to be pissed to contemplate doing the dirty with you?

No jim. When you're as clever and as funny as me that's never a consideration.

What about you?

Even pissed. they run/stagger a mile when they see me.

Is that you Black Mamba?

 

[stony]

No jim. When you're as clever and as funny as me that's never a consideration.

What about you?

Even pissed. they run/stagger a mile when they see me.

Is that you Black Mamba?

Haha. 'Clean up team to the cellar, clean up team to the cellar'

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Even pissed. they run/stagger a mile when they see me.

Is that you Black Mamba?

Haha. 'Clean up team to the cellar, clean up team to the cellar'

It's not often I cross the line, but I couldn't resist.

Besides, I'm bulletproof ;-)

 

[stony]

Is that you Black Mamba?

Haha. 'Clean up team to the cellar, clean up team to the cellar'

It's not often I cross the line, but I couldn't resist.

Besides, I'm bulletproof ;-)

I think that's what he said.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Haha. 'Clean up team to the cellar, clean up team to the cellar'

It's not often I cross the line, but I couldn't resist.

Besides, I'm bulletproof ;-)

I think that's what he said.

Based on what's in the public domain, that would have been a highly misguided assumption.

 

[stony]

It's not often I cross the line, but I couldn't resist.

Besides, I'm bulletproof ;-)

I think that's what he said.

Based on what's in the public domain, that would have been a highly misguided assumption.

True.

 

[bluemike]

Good old David Mitchell is banging her.

They're married.

So he's stopped banging her.