I'd make a terrible policeman. If I had some fat pissed up twat deliberately chanting "Engerland" repeatedly in my face from about 6 inches away, with his arms out full on anteater like he wants some, I'd undoubtedly smash him in the face with my baton. Or maybe that would make me a good policeman? I don't know how they rank these things
Just thinking that myself. Can't help you on the ranking system though.