Vorders in the Express

[Tuearts right boot]

...........Hell fire............. that's all.

 

[bucks]

She's got big lips hasn't she. And I don't mean the ones on her mush.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Are there piccies of her fallin' off that treadmill thingy? Apparently it was rather warm for her and she got down to basics.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

TTIUWP

 

[Lancet Fluke]

She's got big lips hasn't she. And I don't mean the ones on her mush.

 

[DiscoSteve]

dear oh dear, could wedge a playing card in there with her fully clothed no issue

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Looks like she's got herself a customised quim from American Clopper.

 

[bucks]

Dem is de ones. And I've just remembered where I parked my Harley Davidson.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

You could swipe for entry there.

 

[bucks]

I don't understand it, I just jammed the front wheel in there, went for a slash and when I came back it was gone. Just some sticky, slimy liquid on the floor. Don't suppose I'll ever see it again, it'll be dismantled, digested and spat out into some young studs trousers by now. Nice bike too, it had huge fuck off wing mirrors and tyres like, well, like Vorder's lips really.